Croomed

To be extremely intoxicated but still remaining in a calm state

Im planning on getting croomed and relaxed

Croomed by Username2000 November 13, 2022

Thats Cooked 

To not be correct or say something absolutely ridiculous

Mate thats cooked

Thats Cooked by w5a46es7difuhkjhsrate September 22, 2020

Cooked

Adjective.
(Especially of a chicken) to be slapped at the speed of 3725.95 mph.

Car salesman: *slaps a chicken at the speed of 3725.95 mph* this chicken is cooked.

Cooked by Atheon February 22, 2019

Cooked and Booked 

You’re screwed; Put in your place indefinitely; Finished; No shot at recovery

When Emily exposed to the room full of friends and family that James had a small penis, he had been cooked and booked

Cooked and Booked by ShortStackB January 16, 2020

Cooked

A person who does really well in life/a particular subject.

Person 1: What did you get on your math test?
Person 2: 100%
Person 1: Jeez, you cooked. Good for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: What I mean is...you did so well on your test that you cooked.
Person 2: Ohhh...thanks.
Person 1: No problem

Cooked by Ya Buddy! January 26, 2020

dont get cooked stay of the hook 

A term used in splatoon 2 used in the news channel

Dont get cooked stay of the hook!

dont get cooked stay of the hook by Woomy69 April 1, 2019

Cooked

An Australian term for someone who chuffed a durry so hard they experience a nicotine high and get all fucked up.

Good on the silly bastard trying to get a light for a wet fag. Daft cunt's already fucking cooked!

Pollys so cooked he can't even hold the dart in his mouth properly the fucker, want a cracker you mad cunt

Cooked by nullboy June 1, 2016