Never trust a cop without a mustache! Also known as the shakeyhead.com special. Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!
ok i've had like 6 beers, 3 shots, and we have all sorts of illegal drugs in the car, and we need to go to the store... should we go to this store where there are no cops or the cop stop?
When two police officers park their cruisers with driver's window to driver's window and waste tax dollars by spending all day idling and bullshitting with each other.
Deputies Dipshit and Assmunch spend all day cop 69ing in the Krispy Kreme parking lot! What a fucking waste!