Candied Yams

When using a porta-john that is in desperate need of servicing, your yam bag dips in the shit water when you sit down and gets a nice blue/brown coating.

Guy #1, " Goddam these shitters need pumped out!"
Guy #2, " I know dude, I took a shit and ended up with Candied Yams"

by Roofus Colada November 9, 2018

Codi

The act of quickly consuming an amount of alcohol intended to be enjoyed over the span of an evening, due to exterior circumstances.

Charlene showed up last minute to the pre-party and ended up pulling a Codi. She doesn't remember the night...

by Charlene Faulkenburg December 2, 2009

condimeat

Meat on Meat – i.e., what you put on your burger with when you’re not a rabbit and need more than mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise to sustain your hunger.

Karl: Yo Wilbur what kinda condimeats you got on that burger?
Wilbur: Aw man I'm loading it up with some salami, bacon, and pastrami.

by samelchaz September 28, 2018

air conditional

The term used to describe the uncertain nature of an automobile's air conditioning system.

Guy 1: "Turn on the air conditioning, it's smolderingly hot in here."

Guy 2: "I'm trying to get it to work. If I turn off the radio, roll my windows down, and accelerate past 40 miles per hour, my air conditioning should start functioning again."

Guy 1: "Your car is so air conditional. Also, I fucked your sister."

by Lamb Lamb August 5, 2009

candijew

A candidate for some position (i.e. President) that is also a Jew.

Mayor Bloomberg is considering being a candijew for president.

by Lexfor July 19, 2007

codible

the act of changing one's plans from one activity, to playing call of duty.

-As in COD (Call of Duty) + Audible (Change in game plan by a QB)

"My girlfriend couldn't go out to dinner with me last night so I called a codible."

by theCODfather December 11, 2012

Trance coding

Working on a computer program to the point where you are falling asleep.

Man 1: Joe was up so late last night entering data, he was falling asleep at his keyboard.
Man 2: Poor Joe. He was really trance coding.

by Mojo1962 December 16, 2009