cocksandwich

The act of inserting your short shriveled chode (short,fat, Pee-Pee) in between two molding hogie rolls or loose roast beef curtain lips preferably from your grandmother or a loud mouthed rent-a-cop who has a hairy brillo pad muff that is often licked by a member of valet services.

\\\\\\\"Hey Conor, You wanna come over here and stick your millimeter peter in-between my saggy tarp lips and we can make the best cocksandwich you have ever encountered\\\\\\\". HOLD THE MAYO!

by Muff Mania September 13, 2007

Full of Cocks

Insult (adj.);
1. Implies stupidity (in a person or object)
2. Someone who isn’t cool
3. Something that isn't cool

Person 1: "Robert was banned by VAC for cheating in Counter-Strike"

Person 2: "Robert is full of cocks"

by R10t 0n R0ut3 0n3 July 25, 2008

Cocksauce

a dipping sauce used for small cocks and wieners

MMMMMMMMMM! This is really good cocksauce, what's in it?

by ihateyou August 31, 2003

shy cocks

the phenomenon of cock looking shyly around corners.

Look around that corner, it's a pair of shy cocks!

by booboo doo boo April 11, 2007

Cockshake

Male Masterbation
Male Semen

Going for a cockshake.

Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.

spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008

cockshot

The sound a penis makes just as it's coming, like a gunshot.

"Woah! That was one loud cockshot, I think we woke the neighbours up!"

by Alex December 9, 2003

cocksaw

The Act of melting or squashing something using men stacked belly to back, face down in speedo's, while other men use the stacked men's arms and legs as the ends of a saw by pulling them back and forth in a sawing motion, resulting in a cocksaw.

Jack hid the key's to the guy's cars in a block of ice, telling them the only way to get it is to perfom the dreaded cocksaw.

by D & H January 10, 2008