Cleveland Steamboat

A sexual act where the girl lies down on her back with her top off and the guy stands over her, finishing on her chest. He then turns around and squats down, dropping his balls on to her chest as he rubs them in his own ejaculate towards her stomach, leaving a trail of semen similar to the wake of a steamboat. As he finishes rubbing his balls over her stomach, he pumps his fists and yells "woo wooooo!!"

Guy standing with his friends
*phone rings*
guy *answers phone* "hello"
girl "woo woooo!"
guy *hangs up* i gotta go give this bitch a cleveland steamboat, i'll catch you guys on the flip side

by mike fellatio October 26, 2004

cleveland

Otherwise known as "tha land" or "C land i.a". we are a diversed people with a large underground hip hop community. We are also famous for talking "in tha ski" wut it dooskiby tha ABM officiallz. We are also known for rap artists ill eagle,corey bapes,ray cash al fatzandchip tha ripper, not to forget rap immortals bone thugs n harmony.we also have a big drug community. other than for being poor and rap we are known for sports(cleveland cavaliers, cleveland indians.another thing we are known for is cappin. we are also the birthplace of rock and roll. cleveland has commonly been referred to as the mistake on the lake.little do they know this the deadliest city in america.cleveland is steadily progressing there way up the pop culture map and easily one of the greatest american cities.

cleveland be cappin on does broke hoes.

by jordansmith February 17, 2008

Cleveland Indians

The baseball team with the finest, most honorable mascot: Chief Wahoo.

Chief Wahoo is wonderful! He offends all white liberals, including Hillary Clinton and Senaturd Kennedy. All hail the Cleveland Indians!

by Delisious Tuna Wanda October 27, 2007

more clever than you

When someone insistently submits words to Urban Dictionary and they are never published, but yours constantly are.

Nelsford: "I submitted bracias to Urban Dictionary today but they denied it"
Ann: "What the hell does that even mean, yo?"
Nelsford: "Like saying gracias to your brah, bracias!"
Ann: "That ish is weak, I've been published multiple times because I'm more clever than you!"
Nelsford: "ppffftttt..."

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

Cleveland Screamer

Much like a Cleveland Steamer, but with much less telling the receiving party, and much more of that party being asleep and unaware of the situation.

Spoiler: Most victims wake up screaming!

Tony: Did you just give that girl a Cleveland Steamer?
*girl in other room wakes up screaming*
Tony: A CLEVELAND SCREAMER?! You crazy son-of-a-gun!

by Timmy L April 13, 2008

Cleverbot

An AI whose sole purpose is to pass the turing test, and already seems to have succeeded in convincing some.

However, ask it to perform a task such as type "onetwothreefourfive" in numbers, and it will be unable to do so. For the time being at least...

I can't decide if Cleverbot is a bot...

by walalaaa June 17, 2010

Civet

Civettictis civetta, the civet, is a ground-dwelling mammal akin to the raccoon that absolutely nobody gives two sharts about. The only known purpose for its existence is lowering medical students' test scores.

Many people are inclined to be angry about civets, especially since they may be the reservoir for SARS. These people lack perspective: after all, having an AIDS baby is much worse than having a civet.

"Can you believe that they asked a question on this exam about civets?"
"Douchebags!"
"No, civets."

by John Kimball October 3, 2007