Clean Getaway

When you take a shit, wipe your ass and the t.p. is clean as a whistle.

I was so happy my dump was a clean getaway, as I was on a date.

by J. Edwards April 24, 2003

cleaveland steamer

Having a one night stand, then taking a shit on your sleeping partner's chest before leaving.

"What happened with that girl you hooked up with last night?"
"She passed out half way through, so I gave her a Cleaveland Steamer and took off"

by montez May 8, 2003

vacuum-cleaner salesman

Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.

All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.

by LaughingAllTheWay February 24, 2011

mr clean

Noun:

1. A man with less than 10% body fat, who is deliberately bald, stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than Angola, wiser than Solomon, sweeter than saccharin, and does not put up with haters.

2. A man who resembles in physical appearance the Mr. Clean of Proctor & Gamble cleaning products advertising.

Adj.

1. Describing attributes of one who is opposed to racism, tyranny, injustice, and haters.

You seen Mr. Clean, bruh?

Nah, man. Mr. Clean repin' that BOOT and them Jena 6, ya heard.

If you ever try to start something with Mr. Clean, he will pounce on you because he's crazy like that.

Adj:

You got to be Mr Clean stuntin' to be in Team Clean.

by OnePeat June 24, 2008

Cleavage

Cleavage is the most important thing in the world for most men or they just don't care. Also you can compare it to the sun. You can't stare at it to long, it's to risky.

Guy 1: Damn, did you see her cleavage?
Guy 2: I don't really care.
Guy 3: STOP STARING!!!

by Sugarcomb May 9, 2014

cleavesdrop

To covertly look at a womans cleavage without her knowledge. Derived from 'cleavage' and 'eavesdrop'.

"Whoa, look at the rack on that one!"
'Yeah, I've been cleavesdropping on her all night!'

by waynething2 September 16, 2007

Wizard Cleave

A 3v3 composition including two caster dps and one healer. Usually Warlock/Mage/Druid or Warlock/Mage/Shaman

That Wizard Cleave totally fucked us with all of their tab CC and skillfully placed burst dps.

by Digitalsss July 8, 2009