Someone who is a bitch, a pussy, a douche punk motha fukka. A vagina looks some what like the shape of a canoe, and is where a douche goes. So calling someone a douche canoe is calling them a pussy or a bitch.
by theDunson January 26, 2019
Get the Douche Canoe mug.-The term used for a standard edition Ford Mustang. (manual windows, casset player, small V6 engine)
-This low priced version is usually driven by guys who flaunt the car as a hotrod to chicks and dudes to recieve attention.
-Durives from the facts that a Douche usually drives this type of Mustang without any knowledge of car specs. And because of it's limited horsepower, is called a Canoe
-This low priced version is usually driven by guys who flaunt the car as a hotrod to chicks and dudes to recieve attention.
-Durives from the facts that a Douche usually drives this type of Mustang without any knowledge of car specs. And because of it's limited horsepower, is called a Canoe
Douche: "Hey guys, check out my Saweeeet ride! It has an air cleaner!" (revs engine)
Guy:(to himself) "I can't believe this retard is bragging about his Douche Canoe again."
Guy:(to himself) "I can't believe this retard is bragging about his Douche Canoe again."
by IceKold88 December 11, 2009
Get the Douche Canoe mug.Someone who is an all around jerk. A hightened version of calling someone a douchebag. A derogitory term for someone who did something bad or mean.
Jeez, Tom just ditched us to go to the movies... he's such a douche canoe...
Dont be such a Douche canoe
Dont be such a Douche canoe
by Boosh.Jgc April 30, 2010
Get the Douche Canoe mug.The act of engaging in verbal competition with another whilst in the vicinity of the city of Canterbury, South East England. Such communication may include insulting the other, or the other's family or friends. When occuring amongst the student population (i.e. those attending Canterbury Christ Church of the University of Kent), it may be used to indicate the unimpressive drinking capability of a certain individual.
Example of Canter banter:
C4 student: "Dude, you can't drink for shit."
University of Kent student: "Oh yeah? Watch me down this jug of Snake Bite... not so big now are ya!"
C4 student: "That's not what your mum said."
C4 student: "Dude, you can't drink for shit."
University of Kent student: "Oh yeah? Watch me down this jug of Snake Bite... not so big now are ya!"
C4 student: "That's not what your mum said."
by ellenstone July 26, 2009
Get the Canter banter mug.a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died
by cmz II January 14, 2008
Get the douche canoe mug.by Law.L May 17, 2008
Get the blue canoe mug.Another name for the sensitive part of a womans genitalia known as the Clitoris.
It is rumored that when certain Clitorises are viewed from particular angles they look like a person in a canoe as viewed from above. Can also be known as Boy in a boat.
Usually spoken at speed like Yogi Bear's upwardly ascending cantor.
It is rumored that when certain Clitorises are viewed from particular angles they look like a person in a canoe as viewed from above. Can also be known as Boy in a boat.
Usually spoken at speed like Yogi Bear's upwardly ascending cantor.
by Smash Box October 24, 2008
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