Caleb

so fuckin sexy. it is hard to even think about his sexy sexiness. even gay guys think about calebs. oh god he is sooooooooooo hot. if you ever meet a caleb, fuck him till the world ends. and then wait for the world to begin again. and then fuck him till the world ends. again. and so on and so forth, or should i say back and forth.

guy: "hey my name is caleb"
girl: "OH BABYYYY"

Caleb by toocoolforpronounciation June 5, 2011

Cailee 

Cailee's are smart, cute, but can be a little annoying when around certain people. Many tend to hate them because they are jealous of them. Is out to steal your man.

Cailee is so perfect, I wish I could be her.

My boyfriend left me for a Cailee! I CAN believe it.

She is such a Cailee, always passing her classes.

Cailee by your typical rising freshman August 4, 2017

a stupid caleb 

-when someone is getting on your nerves and you want to call them an idiot.

-this has more meaning because of the fact that Caleb Bear was a soldier in world war 2, he ran toward the enemy with a spoon thinking it was a gun because that is how stupid he was!(and the war messed him up as well)

-this phrase can also be used when someone has done something idiotic, like putting a whole potato in the microwave with out putting wholes in it to make a backed potato than it blows up!
"you just pulled a stupid caleb!

*man tries to give a wet Willie to the light bulb socket and gets zapped*

that man is a stupid caleb!

use in a sentence:

Dude!You're a stupid caleb you know that?

"What a stupid caleb!"

a stupid caleb by CheffxZilla February 15, 2009

Caleb

A nerd that can do it all. He has an athletic side that shows only when he gets super hyped. Caleb will always be making stupid ass jokes that his friends laugh at. Caleb is the type of dude to randomly just do stupid shit when he's bored. Caleb's are typically thicccccccc af and have a dirty sense of humor. Caleb's also tan very easily in the summer, Caleb's never have brown eyes. A Caleb will always have one special person on his mind, most people don't know when a Caleb cares about them so if you know a Caleb keep your eyes open.

Girl #1:Caleb is soo thicc but I think he likes somebody else
Girl #2: Agreed
Caleb*actually likes girl #2*

Caleb by That Meme Guy July 10, 2019

Cox Cable 

Privately owned Cable company and subsidiary of Cox Enterprises, which currently operates in Metro areas and serves 6.2 Million customers in 17 states which are

Arizona
Arkansas
California
Connecticut
Florida
Georgia
Idaho
Iowa
Kansas
Louisiana
Massachusetts
Nebraska
Nevada
Ohio
Oklahoma
Virginia

They are also the sole Cable provider in Rhode Island.

Besides Rhode Island they do not have a big footprint and are 3rd largest preceded by Comcast and Time Warner.

Like all service monopolies, customer service is not a top priority. They are known to piss many people off and chase them out to Satellite TV since each cable company has a monopoly in the areas they serve.

Cox also offers Internet and Phone, and will give you the triple play offer which is Cable, Internet, and phone for $100. Otherwise though, their services are expensive. It is not unheard of to pay for $100 on digital cable alone with Cox after taxes and rental fees. The company goes as far as charging a rental fee for the REMOTE.

As far as Cox internet goes, for the most part, it is competitive with DSL. Most of their packages are $3 to $5 more or less than DSL's equivalent. Service is not the best and you will always find yourself stressing when calling the customer service line, for all of Cox services.

Cox cable sucks balls. I payed $50 for basic cable before switching to Satellite. Their Internet is decent I guess. You can't really complain if you have Verizon as the other option for Internet. Still sucks though. Their phone service after the smoke and mirrors isn't that pleasant. It's almost like Verizon which charges you for other phone features, most which come standard on cell phones. Even the prepaid ones.

Cox Cable by 14th Street DC June 28, 2010

So-Called Friend 

Some guy who thinks life is all about sex, getting fuckered on alcohol, weed, and having a lesbian girlfriend while still calling himself a Christian. This guy also claims to have dropped out of uni because he was on the wrong course, obviously he DROPPED out, why? Because he failed.
But yet still has the decency to call former friends a flop.
Fuck you dumbass, my life is better off without you.
I won't see you in hell, also I wont see you with any qualifications either. Ha!

Someone who you think is your friend but turns out not to be, can be classed as a Frenemy or Backstabber

Someone who is a hypocrite and talks shit about you when they themselves are the epitome of what is So-Called friend and failure.

Friend 1: I can't believe he said that. =O
Friend 2: Puh, So-Called friend indeed.

So-Called Friend by Mari~ November 18, 2009

Called 

To make fun of or to bring attention to one's faux pas.

"Did you see Jacks poem about rainbows?"

"Yeah. I Called him on it too."

Called by Seaton August 14, 2006