Jeffrey tried the best he could to derive the function, but ultimately failed, and subsequently drank fifteen beers in a case of finals week calcoholism.
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The limit as all y'all approach Calculus is equal to infinity, according to L'Hopital's Rule.
All of y'all probably don't know how to integrate dx/(x²+1)^3/2 or arcsin x dx from 0 to 1.
Derivatives also rock my world! f(x) = 4x³... f'(x) = 12x²... What is the second derivative of f(x) = 12x^4? Figure it out yourself, I'm not gonna tell you.
CALCULUS IS FUN! IT IS COOL TO DIFFERIATE AND INTEGRATE!
All of y'all probably don't know how to integrate dx/(x²+1)^3/2 or arcsin x dx from 0 to 1.
Derivatives also rock my world! f(x) = 4x³... f'(x) = 12x²... What is the second derivative of f(x) = 12x^4? Figure it out yourself, I'm not gonna tell you.
CALCULUS IS FUN! IT IS COOL TO DIFFERIATE AND INTEGRATE!
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Also used to make a pattern, which, upside down, make words.
Also used to make a pattern, which, upside down, make words.
John: Hey look what I did with my calculator!
Jack: Yeah, great job buddy! It reads, "BOOBLESS". (55378008)
Math Teacher: Hey! What's that? Fivefivethreeseveneightzerozeroeight?
The boys were never seen again. Last known location: detention.
Jack: Yeah, great job buddy! It reads, "BOOBLESS". (55378008)
Math Teacher: Hey! What's that? Fivefivethreeseveneightzerozeroeight?
The boys were never seen again. Last known location: detention.
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adjective.
1. a meaningless word that may be used in place of large words to confuse the less educated.
2. interchangeable with squanch, but classier.
adjective.
1. a meaningless word that may be used in place of large words to confuse the less educated.
2. interchangeable with squanch, but classier.
This wine is most calcitrificant.
I know it's a joke; i was simply being calcitrificant.
I'm overwhelmed by the calcitrificance of it all.
I know it's a joke; i was simply being calcitrificant.
I'm overwhelmed by the calcitrificance of it all.
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