Butlered

When your co-worker fucks your woman

My co-worker Jimmy fucked my gal when we were on vacation in Italy. I’d never been butlered before in my life.

by Jasper Pipe September 20, 2018

Battered subway

When a man has sex with a foot long until he gives it his jizz dressing, he then shoves said subway up his own arse and his partner batters it from behind. It is then eaten straight from the ass.

"Tommy" : That battered subway was delicious "smurf"! better than a dirty steakette and a bap any day! Hope you're looking forward to mines I got extra jalapeños tonight lol

by Mradhd February 8, 2019

battered clam

What a woman’s pussy looks like after a gangbang.

After we pulled a train on Christy, she had one seriously battered clam

by JDubya67 June 11, 2019

Battered Canadian Syndrome

When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.

Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.

by highlandblade April 5, 2019

butterdick

When a man’s dick is so satisfying during sex that it’s as smooth as butter.

Girl 1: “His dick is so fucking creamy and smooth”
Girl 2: “Oh girl he’s got butterdick”

by Taco Bell Enthusiast October 4, 2020

Butterdong

Lol the mix of being a stoner and making a dingdong and butterfinger explosion in the mouth.

Hey have you tired that butterdong

by Jcarsey6 July 14, 2021

Battered Butthole

When a girl let's a guy stick his penis in batter then in her anus

Can we try Battered Butthole

by Daddy36912 November 17, 2021