brocabulary

A set of terms used to communicate effectively in a surrounding with primarily bro's. These words can be dubbed a part of official brocabulary simply by adding a "bro" on the front of any given word (see "brointro"). These words can commonly be misconstrued, EX: when a bro attempts to create a brocab word that is completely out of nowhere and nonsensical (see "brogus")

Bro1: "yo bro, the stuff that guy at the frat party last night said was so brogus. no one knew what the hell he was talking about.

Bro2: "i know bro, he needs to brush up on his brocabulary for sure"

by Sweet T-J January 23, 2009

broccoli

broccoli is something you say when you don't know what else to say .

Person1: I love you.
Person2: Broccoli

Person1: How does my hair look?
Person2: Broccoli.

Person1: What's the answer to number 42?
Person2: BROCCOLI !

by BLONDIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE June 9, 2011

Brochacho

As made infamously famous by "Hot Cop" Daniel Rengering on Survivor. Brochacho(s) is a noun to describe a group of males, usually a pack, that bring a certain skill to a group of said men, making them near untouchable and needed by others. This pack is known to choose who is deamed a "Brochacho" by calling them by the word Brochacho.

Now you're a Brochacho like us.

by Most interesting woman November 2, 2018

Broccoli Cock

Broccoli Cock is a term used to describes a penis that is so infected that it takes on a green coloration. Sometimes misused to describe a mushroom cock (see 'mushroom cock').
Broccoli Cock can be the resulting condition from getting down with skanky bitches, women with unwashed grubby maggot-twats, or poosterbation (see 'poosterbation'). It is rare for this term to be used as an insult due to the sensitivity of the topic of ones grotesquely infected jock trout, and more often than not other men feel pity for men that are suffering from Broccoli Cock.

David - "I've been poosterbating for years and this is the first time I've ever got Broccoli cock"

Jack - "say what?! you wank with shit?!"

David - "Yeah dude, most people do."

3 random guys listening to the conversation look over to Jack and nod their heads and all admit to having Broccoli Cock too.

by Spydabytes September 10, 2010

Broccoli Ice Cream

Def: Reference to a woman or group of women whose apparent sexual attractiveness can be directly attributed to the fact that the man identifying the subject as attractive has simply been in a long-term, monogamous relationship (usually a decade or more).

Origin: The terms stems from the idea that after exclusively eating vanilla ice cream over an extraordinarily long period of time, even odd flavors of ice cream that you would not normally consider eating might sound more appealing than vanilla.

Example 1:
Married Man: "Yo man, check out the hotties in the booth over there!"
Friend: "Nah, bro .. that's Broccoli Ice Cream."

Example 2:
Wife: "I saw you checking out the ass on that Broccoli Ice Cream walking her dog. You know she has grandkids, right?"

by dipdanger July 13, 2012

Brocade

A portmanteu of the words bro and facade. Meaning to have outward appearance fitting of a bro. Classified by overuse of the word bro, a fascination with alcohol, and incomprehensible speach.

Steve: Duuuuude, I was so drunk at this place, and this chi-
John: Steve, drop the brocade, we know that never happened.

by Whooves May 7, 2012

Brocede

A word to describe when a complete "bro"/"dude" does what HE wants without taking into consideration what anyone else may believe is correct or proper.

He crashed the party, and in his hands he was carrying an OPEN bottle of Jager and a cooler. We were all silent as he walks in and brocedes to pull all of the shot glasses in the cupboards out onto the counter.

by VictoriousRex May 9, 2013