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hobo-bro 

A bro who is currently in between residences for any reason and is crashing in you're pad and free loading off all your shit.
Trent: Hey Bro, if I blackout tonight can I crash on your couch?

Skyler: Nah man, my old college buddy lost his job and is being a huge hobo-bro at my pad right now.
hobo-bro by ilovelb October 26, 2009
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Bro Pesci 

Short chunky Italian bro similar to Actor Joe Pesci from lethal weapon
Look at that short chunky little Bro Pesci with his gamecube and black dildo
Bro Pesci by dirtydurb April 20, 2010

Bro up, or Bro home 

A life motto for all bros to keep straying bros on the path of a true bro. Put on your backwards hat, hit the frat parties, and look for the beer bong, or go home and brush up on your bro-losophy.
Bro 1: I don't know if I want to party tonight.
Bro 2: Dude, Bro up, or Bro home. Now grab some Natty Ice.
Bro up, or Bro home by Dr. Lazy November 10, 2010
Pronounced to rhyme with the ever-so popular "uh-oh", a Bro-Oh is an awful Bro mistake.

The mistake: you tried to be a Bro by raw-dogging a ho, but you fucked up and made made that baby, yo!
Dude, I made a Bro-Oh, can you loan me some bills for an abortion?

Shit, I made a Bro-Oh, and now she wants to keep it and get married...
Bro-Oh by Improvize June 21, 2011
bra bro:

A superawesome, five-tool player in life. Comfortable enough with her feminine side to embrace her tomboy. Trendy yet timeless sense of style– like a minimalist with flare. Generally found in social settings, but enjoys bra’ing out alone. When solo, spends time making and doing cool things and then tweets about it. Always exploring- and learning from interesting people. Wears bras. Showers.
@bweltbwelt (bra bro)
bra bro by Bra Bro B.Welt January 24, 2012

NoSco Bro 

North Scottsdale Bro. A typical douche bag with an expensive car bought by mommy and daddy. Doesn't have a job or go to school but does go to the gym daily. Only cares about looks and big boobs when it comes to North Scottsdale girls. While being uneducated, will still attend ASU parties just to get with drunk girls.
I'm never dating a NoSco bro again.

captain bro 

A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!
Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!
captain bro by Skyking007 October 12, 2015