brain float

/noun/ an expression used for a person currently undergoing brain loading and is unable to process anything as of the moment.

Can you please repeat the statement? I was having a brain float!

by ineedadiamondring October 9, 2021

Flat Brained

Flat Brained (Flatius Branium) is a common condition where the victim goes into a nearly catatonic state and shows no signs of brain activity, unable to achieve basic cognitive thought and anything above basic involuntary muscle work. Victims tend to constantly say and do utter nonsense and continue to do such until their vital organs eventually shut down.

Someone take the sandpaper away from Johnny, he's going to go flat brained again.

by GoldJohnnyBoi March 20, 2020

dinobot brain

A small brain with thought processes only involving large amounts of sex with trashy, lip glossed, skanky womenz with massive mammary monuments. Unable to comprehend basic internet questions but ideal for beer drinking, playing video games, and making fun of losars on the net.
WARNING: Dinobot brain results in repeated conversations with IM sexbots.

"this is beyond the ability of my tiny dinobot brain"

DINOBOT BRAIN SIDE AFFECT:
"oh hey there you little minx...you are a hot blonde 18 year old nawtie girl and you like having sex all day huh? wow you sure are hot HOLLA"

by cold March 2, 2005

Brain Surgeon

A guy Franklin's ex-girlfriend Tanisha is fucking.

Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that (brain surgeon) or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa

by anonymous January 20, 2021

cheese brain

referring to one as a dumbass, stupid, or just plain retarded. comonly used in fights with siblings

Young Boy: "Stop it Tom! You're a cheese brain!"

Brother Of Young Boy: "Yeah, well, you're just a lard butt!"

by Mary Gee October 15, 2008

placenta brain

Confusion and short term memory loss that happens during pregnancy.

"Hey placenta brain, what's the soap doing in the fridge?"

"My wife is such a placenta brain. Yesterday I caught her eating chalk. She said she needed the calcium."

"I gave a presentation to a group of women when I was pregnant. And I forgot my name! Must be the pregnancy brain."

by stephjk June 3, 2008

Big brain

When somebody says something smart or comes up with a good idea.

You use use the term big brain to agree, be sarcastic, or let the person know that they have a good point.

John: “ instead of buying one Small Arizona for 1 dollar you could get two big ones for 2 dollars”

Bill: Big brain

by Symbols December 17, 2021