Brad Russell is the very definition of both femininity and masculinity. The mere sight of Brad causes intense and wild orgasms. His one-size fits all dick and pussy have caused the straightest of men into cock worshippers. His cavernous asshole has launched expeditions by the UN into it’s unknown and undiscovered colon. Brad has the world record for three-pointers in a single season and is currently on a 4,000,000 dollar contract with the Lakers. Whenever he is shown on TV, birth rates multiply tenfold. Brad haircut has caused a worldwide switch to mandatory buzz cut with a small amount of gelled up hair in the front. Brads’ veluptuious ass has created a small yet growing religion of those looking to seek slavation within Brad and consider him their only deity. Brad Russel’s chode is considered a medical anomaly by researchers studying his body. His dick is 5 times thicker than long.
“Last time I saw Brad Russell, I almost came in my pants in front of the whole class!”
“Are you guys going on the pilgrimage to pray to Brad?”
“Are you guys going on the pilgrimage to pray to Brad?”
by Follower of Brad April 29, 2021
A man who does not do what he is told.
A wild man.
𝘼 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙭 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙣 𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙.
A wild man.
𝘼 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙭 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙣 𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙.
by Fadwingle April 11, 2022
A well known nonce from North West England, loves watching local u9's football teams in small shorts playing. Often masturbates to inappropriate pictures of dogs in suits with their red rockets out
Wow man you're such a Brad Leech sometimes, always hanging around the kids from the local football club
by Callamity247 November 29, 2019
Life of Brad is a series on Snapchat where Brad adds pictures to his story of himself in funny scenario. When the series first started it was about him searching for his Dad, but over time the series has changed to more of a slice of life comedy series. As of 22/03/18 there has been 1 season and the 2nd season is currently ongoing. He has had one guest star on his show so far with that being "Kermit The Frog" from "The Muppets". See his Snapchat "bradthomp13" to see Life of Brad for yourself.
by LifeOfBradEnthusiastNumber1 March 22, 2018
Rhyming slang for a big shit
by Huw John September 02, 2007
Brad graham is a dope ass muthafucka who bleaches his teeth so white it acts as a lazer beam for the ladies so they dont get lost in the dark when between the sheets.
Brad graham creatures are complex species with gangster rap and eckhart tolle in their cd player amongst one of their various forms of transportation due to annihilating the fuck out of their vehicles. most likely alcohol and rage induced.
Dont cross a Brad Graham.. especially with his girlfriend, you may get kidnapped off the side of the street, ducttapped and paper bagged, and driven out to the middle of nowhere and threatened to be killed and never heard from again.
Make sure to take Brads "light heatedly" when party favors are involved: wrestle with care, pat his head, and tell him how schmmmmexy he is even if he calls you a homofaggot that likes to such donkey dick.
Brad Grahams thrive best amongst beer pong, curious individuals that can entertain him, upper, downers, hot sex and yes, princess blanket cuddles.
Brad graham creatures are complex species with gangster rap and eckhart tolle in their cd player amongst one of their various forms of transportation due to annihilating the fuck out of their vehicles. most likely alcohol and rage induced.
Dont cross a Brad Graham.. especially with his girlfriend, you may get kidnapped off the side of the street, ducttapped and paper bagged, and driven out to the middle of nowhere and threatened to be killed and never heard from again.
Make sure to take Brads "light heatedly" when party favors are involved: wrestle with care, pat his head, and tell him how schmmmmexy he is even if he calls you a homofaggot that likes to such donkey dick.
Brad Grahams thrive best amongst beer pong, curious individuals that can entertain him, upper, downers, hot sex and yes, princess blanket cuddles.
by fascist lemonde December 09, 2013