The “blanket incident”

The act of giving a handjob under a blanket while you are in a room filled with other people.

Yesterday, Sophia was involved in the “blanket incident”

by Bob statutory December 30, 2020

Wet Blanket

Someone who is generally in a negative frame of mind, sulks and ruins other peoples' fun.

Why won't Kate just pull her finger out and do something for once? She is such a wet blanket!

by The Wet One August 23, 2009

Baghdad Blanket

-noun
1. a shit-covered square of bathroom tissue affixed to a victim's bare back.

-verb (used with object)
1. to forcefully affix a shit-covered square of bathroom tissue to (someone or something)

The baghdad blanket was a nice touch, it really rounded out the drunken shaming of the passed-out douche.

"Dude, back the fuck off before i baghdad blanket your punk-ass"

"I'll never forget when HMA told me about the baghdad blanket..."

by noxx001 April 13, 2010

ski blanket

A small rectangular cloth used to wipe excess snow off of ski boots and skis afterwards

Brian, could I borrow your ski blanket? I forgot mine at the lodge, and my skis are covered in powder!

by nuckfier January 22, 2013

Pig In a Blanket

when you take the excess skin on your ballsack, and stretch it around your penis and make it touch your other ball. usually only done by people with only one testicle since they have the extra skin from where the original nut used to be.

worth 4 points in the penis showing game.

I got mark with the pig in a blanket. it was awesome.

by xzbvbnmvjn March 27, 2008

Greek Blanket

When a testicle sack is stretched and placed over a persons face to keep them warm.

Push, I'm cold. Can I use your Greek Blanket?

by jippness November 4, 2008

safety blanket

When you fold up a bit of Loo Roll and lay it down in the toilet when you have a poo.
This is effective in combating two common issues on the crapper.

1. You don't get any splashback so your bumhole doesn't get wet.

2. When you are in a situation where you don't want other toilet users to know you just had a poo, (usually in a public toilet), you lay one out, and the undesirable plop is silence

Dude, I just forgot to use a safety blanket, the splashback was my own pisswater, and it went into my butthole.

by pansplatterer April 25, 2010