blow yourself 

The act of putting you own oral orphice on your own genitals and sucking Passionately.

Man 1: you sir can go blow yourself
Man 2: hmmm thats quite interesting. I might have to try putting my oral orphice on my own genitals, the wife never does.

blow yourself by king $hittalk September 20, 2016

blow bands 

a useful sexual aid for women with long hair to help hold their hair back when giving oral sex.Commonly found in packs of 100 in the hair accessories department down at Wally-World.

Diane got tired of chewing her hair when going down on her man, so she broke out with the blow bands

blow bands by toyzintheattic July 20, 2008

Blow sunshine up your arse 

To speak bullshit to someone in a complimentary way. Commonwealth "arse" spelling preferred, as this expression probably has a London origin.

Usually expressed in the negative, by someone professing sincerity.

I'm not going to blow sunshine up your arse, Peter; you're the second-best of the surviving Doctor Whos.

Blow sunshine up your arse by Fnordicle January 15, 2008

blow pig

a slut or whore, a girl that will BLOW anyone

yeah i had dat blow pig over, my whole crew got some

blow pig by John April 7, 2004

Blow Hole Surprise 

When you're having your ass eaten out and you unannounced fart in the giver's mouth.

So I was eating out my boyfriend and he gave me a blow hole surprise. I teared up and vomited uncontrollably.

Blow Hole Surprise by JAY PAPS May 16, 2011

blow up then

to fire up over nothing or everything
going nuts
yelling loudly and getting shitty
to make an already tense situation much worse
Janilla
J-Man
Jabbalala
to get your best shirt wrecked and flip out
Brown Town

"You Wrecked my best shirt"
"Blow Up Then"

"Why did you do that?"
"Blow Up Then"

"Janilla keeps pulling the ladies"
"Blow Up Then"

blow up then by Martyy July 19, 2006

blow cheese  

the crusty part at the end of the tip of spray cheese in a can.

Erin you eat the blow cheese it tastes like crap!
Sure, it tastes just like mom made!

blow cheese by Lezs February 20, 2009