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Bloody Balboa

The act of digitally massaging a women's "G" Spot while simultaneously licking and flicking her clitoris or "speed bag" while she's menstruating.

There are variations to this maneuver:
1) A "Bloody Balboa" with a south paw would be to add ones finger(s) into the rectum during the act.
2) A "Balboa" would be a "Bloody Balboa" minus a women's monthly cycle. This was originally introduced due to the fact that it was performed on the steps of the Philly art musuem on a 70 yr. old lady who was well past her prime.
3) A "Bloody Balboa" vs. "Mr. T" would be performing the "Bloody Balboa" with a female who is heavily pierced in the vaginal region.
After removing her tampon, Johny gave Mary Sue a Bloody Balboa. Johny was going for the knock-out and finished her off with a South Paw.
by Michael Joseph Kmacker December 20, 2007
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bloody diamond

Taking home and fucking one of those old whores that frequent either the Neil Diamond or Super Diamond concerts when she is on her period.
Quentin: I did a bloody diamond last night.
Hank: Do you know Quentin is a fag name?
by SprintTM June 22, 2009
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Bloody Musket

The act of sex on a woman who is menstruating. While her tampon is still inserted, the man proceeds with intercourse in the "doggy style" position. After ejaculation, the tampon will be packed tightly and when the woman expels air out of her vagina, the tampon will turn into a bloody projectile.
My roommate walked in during a bloody musket, we narrowly missed his face while aiming for the cans.
by redoxnastiness December 16, 2009
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bloody hatchet wound

n: 1- a vagina; see also v,poon
i'd never eat that girl's bloody hatchet wound
by d-man December 11, 2003
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you bloody wanker

This is a term that translates into " You are a stupid american." or "You are a stupid fucker." (Mostly used by british people.)
"Get out of the way you bloody little wanker!"
by Amanda May 13, 2005
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blooty

To feel generally unwell. sometimes from drugs related incidents...
"i don't want to end up feeling all blooty, man!"
by Muzbeth June 24, 2007
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bloody

Has nothing to do with "by gods blood", its simply rooted in the German "blöd" which means stupid/silly
German "blöde küh" means "silly cow" English "Bloody cow!"
by kevinowitsch April 3, 2016
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