on the blob

A crude expression for a female on her period used by immature boys who don't realise that a female is stressed when she is not on her period (hence the term PMS - PRE menstrual tension) thanks for reading.

"Naff off Dave."
"Oooh! Let me guess - you're on the blob!" Uh, no!

by MilitantAtheist December 4, 2003

blobself

A gender neutral word instead of himself/ herself/ itself/ themselves

It’s used by people who go with the pronoun blob

I tried to get to know someone but I couldn’t make blob talk about blobself

by Seaki January 3, 2021

blobviously

both blatently and ovbviously fused together.

Bob: so do you like jane?
Gregory: blobviously! she is sexilicious

by Tom Simmons March 10, 2009

Blobby Knob

When the penis is infected and is oozeing puss.

King Henry VIII had a very Blobby Knob!

by Spermicidal Maniac May 18, 2009

blob of person shaped misery

A Sentient blob of person shaped misery (BOPSM) is often used to describe a person of a minimal existence. This person is often a drain on those around them and can suck the "fun" out of any situation. They find it extremely difficult to succeed in their daily doings and in turn take out this frustration by draining the energy of those around them.

Adam: Lets get fucking drunk!
Mike: naw, i got hw.. and a meeting and then another meeting. whateva.
Adam: Mike, your a bitch.
Mike:well i dont know what im doing tonight.
Adam: I am trying to make plans with you... that is what your doing tonight?
Mike: well ill let you know... i might work or something or have to have dinner with my family or something. im a loser.
Adam: fuck your just a blob of person shaped misery

by agarts1 January 13, 2011

blob'ish

The state of feeling like a 'blob'. Similar to the state of feeling like a snail, however one is also bloated and lazy. One could be considered 'immobile'.

I feel so blob'ish today after taking all those shots last night.

by Teebrande October 10, 2015

Blob Marley

Smokin while on the loo

gary - "im just gonna take the joint im going for a Blob Marley"
kevin- "you cunt"

by sfgaesdfs March 12, 2016