Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting cuddles by lying between you and her in bed or on the couch. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and getting cuddles, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.
by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023
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Dude, that guy was cock blocking Christine when you were trying to get with Lisa. You definently owe him one man.
by samoaneminem January 14, 2004
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by 3000 January 30, 2004
Get the biotching mug.When someone talks about themsleves, bragging about their accomplishments, and everything about them all the damn time!
Wayne: My dad makes $50,000 a year.
Annoyed listener: Cool...
Wayne: I got in an accident once, but my parents weren't even mad at me. In fact, they paid for everything.
Annoyed listener: Interesting
Wayne: I have....lets see....6....7.....8.....I'll just stop there at 8 cars. I have about 8 cars.
Annoyed listener: Dude, that's enough. You're totally beaching right now and I'm sick of it.
Annoyed listener: Cool...
Wayne: I got in an accident once, but my parents weren't even mad at me. In fact, they paid for everything.
Annoyed listener: Interesting
Wayne: I have....lets see....6....7.....8.....I'll just stop there at 8 cars. I have about 8 cars.
Annoyed listener: Dude, that's enough. You're totally beaching right now and I'm sick of it.
by larsthesailorman April 28, 2011
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Man 2: Are you blacking me, she's way out of your league!
Man 1: Naw, man. I would never black you.
Man 2: Are you blacking me, she's way out of your league!
Man 1: Naw, man. I would never black you.
by Across the Boarder March 1, 2007
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thinking the white man took your job because he his white, instead of being that he is more educated and knows how to dress for a job interview, or someone walking alone at night looks over their sholder, going towards thier car, and you think because you are black, instead of the fact that you are 3 feet taller 60 pounds heavier than them,and she would be afraid regardless what race you were.
thinking the white man took your job because he his white, instead of being that he is more educated and knows how to dress for a job interview, or someone walking alone at night looks over their sholder, going towards thier car, and you think because you are black, instead of the fact that you are 3 feet taller 60 pounds heavier than them,and she would be afraid regardless what race you were.
by SomedudeIknew March 1, 2014
Get the blatching mug.When someone, not nescessarily jewish, attempts to do something stereotypically jewish (trying not to pay, trying to steal money, breaking glasses etc...) and then someone intervenes making them unable to carrying their plan out.
by The orginal shermantrix October 26, 2009
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