dirty blitz

When your dog licks your cooter without your consent
Girl #1: Whoah I cant believe my dog gave me a dirty blitz

Girl #2: wait your dog did THAT?
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Blitz Duels

blitz duels used to be a happy and competitive place with easy goals to reach and beat + many guild wars that were absolutely hilarious (crits vs dueling) but now, this shitty gamemode has evolved into a bunch of brain dead armorers and archers spamming blocks, queue dodging for winstreaks (:skullemojix7:) thinking they are good then crying after being raped in real modes. Get Good Kids

#DISCORD, LOBBY, GAME, IRL, URBAN DICTIONARY SNIPED BY DOORNOB (best blitz player no kizzy)
dm - door#0656 on discord for safelist

GET SHIT ON NOOBS
Majadooma/Rulp and hxyan > You and Your Mother.

Long Live 3fi
*points at disabled school bus*
kid - "dad why are those kids on that bus"
dad - "because they play Blitz Duels On The Hypixel Network"
by HenrySimmons51235 July 22, 2022
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