Bytes Blitz

Is and awesome acker man who isn't a retard unlike other ppl ofc this is written by king blitz but its facts

King Bytes Blitz

by BytesBlitz the god May 4, 2022

back alley blitz

to fuck someone in the alleyways behind a building

"Yo wanna have some back alley blitz tonight"

"Ew no im not having sex in public"

by Hehe I cheated March 10, 2021

Betzabe

Girl who's intensly wild and will never back down from a challenge. Easily manipulated. Wears bows.

Kate: OMG...i totally wish i was betzabe!
Kelly: No you don't...betzabe? more like...betzabackstabber!!!
kate: or betzaboob
Kelly: or betzabestfriend
Kate: or Betzabang me!
Kelly: or betzabungeebutterbutt
Kate:fo sho

by ked721 January 29, 2008

Beetz Fuck

A guy who that stops hanging out with his friends to start hanging out with guys who got fired from hooters to smoke pot and snort coke and live in a basement on a couch and stops going to his job. pretty much a waste of life

Dude, my life has gone to shit, i feel like a beetz fuck

by andy beetz December 26, 2005

bleezer

Abderdonian slang for somebody who is constantly drunk or drinks very heavily- a bit like pisshead & steamer

"Boaby's pissed again!"
"He's aye pissed, he's such a bleezer!"

by Nicholas Gunn September 16, 2007

Blitz

In the event one has a bowel movement so monstrous (and is unfortunately on the go, not near a public bathroom) that no other word is fit to describe the intense urgency and sheer pain it poses to the lower abdomen, blitz is used to punctuate this truly craptastic situation. It is a verb.

"I GOTTA BLITZ!"

"Is the reason you're holding my hand so hard because you have to blitz?"

by The Noon July 9, 2012

The Bleezingtons

A fictional "family" comprised of low-life pot smokers with nothing better to do than smoke pot and create a fictional "family"- based on the notion that their actual family members look down and frown upon these teenagers, this shows nothing more than an act of rebellion against their parental figures, and really sticks it to the man!

-"Hey girl, what you doin today?!"
-"Nothin' much boy, just gonna suck some more penis that I get so much of from Union Square and chill with that awesome Bleezington bunch!"
-"ey'Alrighto! Sounds swell, Sally! Would you like to suck my penis and smoke some pot?"
-"Gee whiz, I sure would Mr. Bleezington!"
-"Awwright! The Bleezingtons are super!

by Dr. Egon Spengler February 17, 2010