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blesh

something you can say when you are feeling a variety of feelings...angry, frustrated, sad, or if you want everyone to shut up.
also known as the blesh family
bleshh...brian is so annoying
those silly little bleshes
by cutiekaitttt March 4, 2008
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god bless america

The most retarded phrase ever spoken...
redneck/hick/republican/KKK fan: "God bless America Lets go Kill some Gays,Blacks and Jews!
someone who actually thinks straight: ok why is it that you seem to think that god would actually want you to kill Gays Blacks and Jews infact why would you think that god would want you to kill anyone.
by Zach Goldman December 25, 2007
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blaps

A term commonly employed by chavs or a similar sub-species to describe the hitting or slapping of an individual in the face.

Due to the nature of chavs worldwide, the grammar of the sentence will be embaressingly incoherent and include a vast combination of other nonsensities. As a cause of the limited intelligence of said scum it is widely believed NOT to be an amalgumation of the two standard english words "bang" and "slaps".

This word is most usually used by the ringleader of a "crew" when threatening an unsuspecting, inoffesive member of the general public.
"i is gunna blaps u up good ((mun cos u is dissin ma homies/mum)- innit, bruv, safe, blud, bling, spec, baccus)"
by anne on a mouse December 24, 2005
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Bless

To send, to another person, a picture related to sexual content; such as: A nude or Booty Pic
"Bro, Sara blessed me last night"- Man 1
"I am about to bless his Snapchat"- Female1
by LORDofARCHMONT June 14, 2016
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blease

the norweigen god of power, perfection, and integrity.
"Okay class, today we are studying the Norweigen gods, starting with Blease."
by ThEoNe. September 14, 2005
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Blessee

A new term used by gold diggers to distract people from seeing them for what they really are.
Jez: Khanyi, why don't you get a job and make your own money instead of being indickpendent?

Khanyi: I can't get a job because I always have to be available when my blesser wants me. That's what makes me a good blessee.

Jez: No, Khanyi, you'renot a blessee. You're just a gold digger.
by Jez86 May 12, 2016
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Blessed

Timmy: Yo why Derrick don’t walk backwards?

Nick: Man you know Derrick blessed he can’t help it. Bless his heart..
by GaugeHasHash August 30, 2019
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