A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.
Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?
Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over
Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...
Dan: hahahaha!
Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over
Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...
Dan: hahahaha!
by Joe October 8, 2004
Get the Blueberry Muffin mug.what happens when you are peeing and you zip up your pants too fast before you get a chance to make sure your balls are safely protected by your boxers; made popular in the movie There's Something About Mary
Pete zipped his balls right into his zipper teeth and ripped his sack open;his balls almost fell onto the floor making it a pretty serious bleeder.
Lavernius heard screaming from the bathroom and thought it might have been a bleeder; when she went to check it out her suspicions were confirmed by Reginald screaming in pain with his hand over his bloody nut sac.
Lavernius heard screaming from the bathroom and thought it might have been a bleeder; when she went to check it out her suspicions were confirmed by Reginald screaming in pain with his hand over his bloody nut sac.
by Sean Lock Romulux November 2, 2006
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Abderdonian slang for somebody who is constantly drunk or drinks very heavily- a bit like pisshead & steamer
by Nicholas Gunn September 16, 2007
Get the bleezer mug.When a male is doing a female and he shoves blueberries up her ass. He then keeps thrusting until the blueberries mash and mix with the feces in the ass, and becomes a chocolate-like substance, known as Blueberry Chocolate. He then makes her eaat it.
by ABcentrixx July 27, 2010
Get the Blueberry Chocolate mug.This is a variation of the blueberry smoothie (when you stick blueberries up a woman's cunt, pounding the shit out of her box until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with his nut inside her to a smooth, frothy consistency). After making the blueberry smoothie, you smack the woman in the nose and make her drink the blood gushing from her nose while you (or another person) consume the fresh blueberry smoothie oozing from her pussy.
"I was feeling a little passive aggressive today, so rather than the usual blueberry smoothie I get on my Tuesday lunch break, I decided to make it an Angry blueberry smoothie. Besides, my girlfriend has been a bitch the last few days anyway, so she deserved it."
by Anita Creampie October 9, 2008
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person two: "it was a blackberry until i scratched it and ripped out the track ball- now its a blueberry."
person one: "oh, sorry dude."
person two: "it was a blackberry until i scratched it and ripped out the track ball- now its a blueberry."
person one: "oh, sorry dude."
by ineedanewphone December 13, 2009
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Welcome to America, NOW GET TO WORK YOU DIRTY BLUE BERRY PICKER!
Welcome to America, NOW GET TO WORK YOU DIRTY BLUE BERRY PICKER!
by somanking June 10, 2011
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