Bert and Ernie

Ernie Bery

Bert hi
Ernie hi Bert and Ernie

by Super Coopz November 12, 2019

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Big Bertha

Worlds oldest cow

Me: what was the oldest cow called?
Retarded friend: your mum

Smart friend who everyone likes: Big Bertha

by big man 2.0 March 24, 2020

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Forget humping his leg!!! Shoot, OMG Bert I'd VIOLATE YOU! ::AAhh::I'm gunna go see him AGAIN on the 23rd of September. So hopefully I do get a chance to VIOLATE him. Girls back away... he's mine!!!!!!!!! ::WINK::

I wanna F*** Bert McCracken!

by Jennifer September 12, 2003

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bert is evil

A common phrase used by Sesame Street haters and homophobes as an excuse not to watch the show.

Bert is evil. End of story.

by melo the reaper June 11, 2006

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Berties

Berties is the code for bullshit. Derived from Berties Bullshit.

Give him the royal berties, he'll never know.

by mgilberties March 28, 2013

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Bert and Ernie

A girl who is having a threesome with two guys, gets them rock hard and then leaves to get condoms, never returning, leaving two erect men in a room alone together.

-"I pretty much used these douchebags for drinks all night and when we got back to their place.."
-"You fucked them?"
-"Nope, Bert and Ernie."

by mrsclaaaaark August 20, 2011

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