Beavis

The head (tip) of a penis.

"I just cut my beavis on my zipper" or "I just caught my brother rubbing his beavis in the bathroom"

by Solleen October 13, 2013

critter beating

Driving around with one or more friends at night killing small animals with "beaters". Beaters consist of baseball bats, field hockey sticks, machetes, lawn mower blades, or any other instrument that will fuck up a small animal. Animals usually killed while beating are opposums, raccoons, porcupines, cats, rabbits, deer(hit with car to dissable deer, then exterminate with beater). Animals to stay away from: skunks, bear and dogs that are in peoples yards. Owners of dogs usually dont like to see people beating the fuck out of their dog.

Adam: Hey luke wanna go critter beating tonight?
Luke: Sure, i'll grab my beaters and be right over.
Adam: okay sounds good, i hope we get a coon or opposum.
Luke: yeah and hopefully not a skunk!

by Plasticupp June 28, 2010

beating the lamp

massaging the tip of your penis then sticking your finger in the hole to plug the cum up and it inflates to the shape of a lampshade.

I got an infection from beating the lamp.

by viva_vagina October 30, 2007

beaking

When people from west-central Canada or the states nag and bully each other they call it beaking.

Let's stop beaking Billy, maybe he'll stop crying.

by Amy April 9, 2005

Beating off with camp soap

What causes your roomate to have to go to the dermatologist becase his penis almost fell off.

Bobby, you should not beat off with that camp soap.

by tha ingram July 2, 2004

Beating little kids

The act of hitting a kid and hurting it.
A popular game at parties.
Keeps you from hitting people that can hit back.

"Lets play Beating little kids!"

by fatboyhaley October 17, 2008

beamin

to have deservedly aquired fame and/or prominence due to hard work. one who is beamin is enjoying life and their rise to good fortune. this is a metaphor comparing one to a firework or beam of light; bright, gaining attention, and full of life.

Lupe Fiasco's "I'm Beamin" (off of the album Lasers)

"They said my future was dark, see me now?
Just look around, I'm beamin
They used to talk when I wasn't around
(Lasers)
You see me now? I'm beamin"

by kickpush12319 May 4, 2011