When someone hides in a closet at a party and once two people stumble in the room and begin sexual intercourse, the person in the closet begins to masturbate and runs out of closet, cums on the female's back, and runs out of the room.
"I pulled the bate and run on Alex's new wife last night!"
"Haha nice man! How did that turn out for them?"
"They're getting a divorce."
"Worth it."
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"Dale tried pulling the ol' bate and run on Krysten last night, but it didn't turn out quite right."
"How so?"
"He miscalculated and came on Hank instead."
"Haha nice man! How did that turn out for them?"
"They're getting a divorce."
"Worth it."
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"Dale tried pulling the ol' bate and run on Krysten last night, but it didn't turn out quite right."
"How so?"
"He miscalculated and came on Hank instead."
by I'm a fucking lady January 1, 2012
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Usually used for jokes, such as filling in forms.
Taken from the Latin Batemonus, meaning Incompetent/lack of effort, It has come to mean a general slob who commits himself to a job but then never follows through.
Usually used for jokes, such as filling in forms.
Taken from the Latin Batemonus, meaning Incompetent/lack of effort, It has come to mean a general slob who commits himself to a job but then never follows through.
E.G. Person 1 "My coach is a right Bateman!"
Person 2 : "For show! he doesn't even watch your matches, or whatever?!"
Person 2 : "For show! he doesn't even watch your matches, or whatever?!"
by Lytollismeister January 23, 2011
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In the vein of Look Around You's 'thanks, ants: thants. Bless you, ants: blants.'
In the vein of Look Around You's 'thanks, ants: thants. Bless you, ants: blants.'
by The Wellies February 8, 2009
Get the bategy mug.The bafterwards is a part on everyones body that is located nearest the armpit and the nipple. It is often used as a way to show affection for someone. Some common ways of doing so are, biting, licking, sucking, or kissing the baftarwards. Also the baftarwards has a few street names such as bafty and baftoid, to name a couple. The reason that this body part is not commonly discussed is because unbeknownst to many this is a very real body part. Most commonly expressed is that the plumper the bafterwards the better however, bafterwards come in many shaps and sizes and some people prefer smaller and boneier, but most prefer plump ones. So when push comes to shove the bafty is and forever will be a real body part, that is very pleasurable.
Robby: Zack, I think that it is time to sink my teeth into your lovely bafty.
Nyle: I completely agree... this may hurt a bit.
Zack: Thats incorrect it always feels great when you bite my bafterwards, you idiot.
Nyle: I completely agree... this may hurt a bit.
Zack: Thats incorrect it always feels great when you bite my bafterwards, you idiot.
by Zack Hormel-Deans Boltansky May 6, 2006
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Get the Patrick Bateman mug.Teacher : "What is your name?" *Points at Jessie*
Jessie : *Looks around* "Who me?"
Teacher : "Your baffed!"
Jessie : *Looks around* "Who me?"
Teacher : "Your baffed!"
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