The area around a guy's navel. When both hands are used to scoop the flabby hairy gut flesh together in a circle, the navel and skin around it become the hairy bagel.
"I'll bet that fat dude could make a wicked hairy bagel."
"I don't have enough beer gut or stomach hair to make a hairy bagel"
"I don't have enough beer gut or stomach hair to make a hairy bagel"
by finnegan217 December 4, 2006
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I was fucking that fat bitch Sally last night. The bitch was complaining she was hungry, so I gave her a bagel with cream cheese to hold her over.
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Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific
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It's something that people on the web (usually with a big mouth and a fake attitude) do when they want to look smart.
When something is said in a different language, they translate it with Altavista Babelfish and pretend to be smart and come with the translation like... Five minutes later.
It's something that people on the web (usually with a big mouth and a fake attitude) do when they want to look smart.
When something is said in a different language, they translate it with Altavista Babelfish and pretend to be smart and come with the translation like... Five minutes later.
Pissed off person: OMG this makes me so angry, I'll just say this in french.. VOTRE MÈRE EST UNE PUTAIN!
<5 minutes later>
Annoying and pretend to be smart person (pretended to be away that five minutes): My mother is no whore! Yours is!
Pissed off person: You STUPID n00b you're just Babelfishing!!
<5 minutes later>
Annoying and pretend to be smart person (pretended to be away that five minutes): My mother is no whore! Yours is!
Pissed off person: You STUPID n00b you're just Babelfishing!!
by Martììììììììn March 14, 2007
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