faux bars

The indication that you have full cell phone signal strength until you actually try to make a call, at which point you lose all bars, only to have them return when you cancel the unsuccessful call.

I had 4 faux bars but I still couldn't make the call.

by T-Moto December 6, 2006

No Bars

Some one very dim derrived from a cell phone having no reception i.e. "No Bars"

He is very slow, he has no bars

by YeahYeahFO SHO September 29, 2009

bars

A Pittsburgh slang term that refers to insulting someone. The word is always plural.

"Bars" is exclaimed after the delivery of an insult, never by the person who has been insulted but usually by onlookers or the insulter. One may also modify the phrase to suit a particular situation. Bars are similar to a burn or a pwn.

John: Jack, your mom is so fat that when she sat on the rainbow, Skittles came out.
Onlookers: Bars!

or...

Cindy: Lucy, you look like a man.
Onlookers: Gender bars!

by Tu madre. January 14, 2007

Barstool

The act of having sex with a girl and then hitting her over the head with a barstool.

The boy barstooled his girlfriend after he fucked her.

"I hope he doesn't barstool her," Steve remarked to his wife in a tone reminiscent of Peter Jennings.

by thirddegree February 25, 2003

z bars

Handle bars with a Z bend instead of rounded, bars for custom motorcycles.

That 72 shovelhead bobber has a sick set of z bars.

by mike mcnutt May 17, 2007

handle bars

A blonde girls pigtails, used for some good relations or some good oral sexual experiences.

Madonna used Britney Spears handle bars to get some good SHHEEOOTT!!

by hand job January 21, 2004

barstid

(noun) A more Scottish way of saying "bastard."

Look, ye barstid, Ah doon't like et!
Donnae be such a barstid, ye barstid.

by TravisTomJay July 21, 2006