Applesause

Ruining a apple product -ipad,iphone etc

"that dude just turned his Ipad into applesause"

by Bender! October 17, 2014

applease

A combination of "appease" and "please"

I'm trying to applease my boss by showing up to work early so I can get a promotion.

by awmm February 11, 2020

applesauce

THE BEST FUCKING SAUCE TO EXIST

if you don’t like applesauce then we can’t be friends

by iamcookiemonster May 13, 2020

Weak Apples

A phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. Parallel to the phrase "Shit's Weak" made popular by the movie Grandma's Boy.

Actor 1:
Dude I hear Susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.

Actor 2:
Weak Apples.

Actor 1:
Yeah, I had big plans for me and her.

by Adam Ayers November 16, 2006

chinese applesauce

Shitty noodles

Wow those noodles are like Chinese applesauce

by mudkip124 February 10, 2014

Little Apples

Little Apples, if somebody belittled you you would say little apples, if you're playing cards or anything you would say little apples if somebody played the wrong card, it's more of a broad term" it's an Irish term and the full term means little apples will grow again"

"Basically if you Pull little apples off an apple tree they will grow back bigger and better and that's pretty much what it is karma"

It is also kind of used as a comedic threat you made me pick up 5 cards I'll get you back

Person1: I got five lollipops and you only have one

Person2: Little Apples (there aunt arrives with a big bag of lolly pops just for them)

by Dementia June 23, 2020

Bobbing for Apples

When one (male) lies underwater naked in a hot tub such that at least his testicles are submerged, and his partner blindfolds his or herself and attempts to retrieve said testicles with his or her mouth.

Or do this in a public swimming pool to achieve the Orchard Variation.

Also see Bobbing for Assholes.

Dude, I went bobbing for apples last night and am still flossing the pubes out of my teeth.

by AppleCiderEnthusiast January 26, 2016