Alphabetise

To put a collection of something in alphabetical order.

I am going to Alphabetise my Cds tomorow after work

by Grilled October 25, 2008

alphabetical hoarder

someone who hoards goods in a meticulous fashion, often alphabetically.

whats up with ya roommates beer bottles of the world collection?

i think he's an alphabetical hoarder.

by kidla November 10, 2010

alphabet brumski

Instead of saying "brumski" you recite the alphabet from A-Z

I alphabet brumski'd your mom's tits last night

by ellisdee September 29, 2011

Alphabeticalist

the discrimination of letters.

Alphabeticalist kid:
the letter "A" is a faggot

by prof. reaper December 20, 2013

Alphabating

When an alpha male asserts his dominance by masturbating in front of a group. This can be both metaphorical (i.e. insults) or literal.

Jared came to the party late and in order to assert his superiority as the alpha male began insulting others. When this didn't work, he began alphabating to truly assert his dominance.

by Whothunkit March 10, 2014

alphabet salamander

when your dick so slippery and rare it makes your girl shout the alphabet

yo man my girl took my alphabet salamander last night

by jektiik April 26, 2014

alphabetized

When you organize something alphabetically

I alphabetized my entire comic collection

by Alphabetized October 30, 2015