Assing it up

The act of going over to someone's house and dropping some serious deuces. Can also be when you go to someone's house and rip a couple.

Damn, Mark is having a party. I'm gonna go to his house and ass it up in that motherfucker.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003

Half-Assing

When a guy during sexual intercourse rapidly goes between a girls vagina and her asshole.

Ashley was sore in two places, after Sherwood was done Half-Assing her.

by SomeoneYouProbablyDontKnow August 27, 2008

affinity

An unnatural physical attraction to the neighbors' dog.

Frank sure has an affinity for Snoopy.

by MyStupidDad January 12, 2009

aksing

a word jason rose made up whilst talking to unknown person,

aksing is apart of the high people language;

aksing
high dude 1- 'h3rr0w jusST aksing wheRE dA b0ng aT '
high girl 1- ' mY DUd3 yOUrE So pOlITE For AksINg, ItS oVEr DErrr '

by radic00l November 10, 2018

soup assin

When you eat a lot of greasy food and you butthole leaks green liquid.

Man, I ate a whole pizza last night. I've been soup assin all day.

by Ninjario July 25, 2006

asinine

A rating for a womans ass that is almost perfect, and deserves an ass rating of a 9.

"Hey Brad, see that chick over there?"
"Yeah, she's got a nice butt."
"Yeah Brad, I'll give her asinine."
A nine? Hell no, her ass is a 7.

by SneekySlim June 1, 2011

assininess

the state of being such a jerk in every possable way to one or more people. going so far as to ruin part of your life so that others around you suffer losses in their own lives. someone who isnt afraid to leave a family and ruin his ex-wives life because of the mistakes he has done. usually an older man in his early 30's who doesnt yet kno how to act his age.

the way he is acting toward his ex and his children is complete and utter assininess!!!

i totally understand that, what a child!

by jbwjbwjbwjbw September 23, 2009