adj. describing something awesome that is only possible under the influence of serious doping, like the kind Lance Armstrong did in the tour de france.
by Gingerwhalegw January 19, 2013
Get the dope like lance armstrongmug. An insult of sorts directed towards African-Americans in the South during the time of Jim Crow. To this day it's meaning is unknown.
by I Know Things May 26, 2014
Get the Free-lance honey badgermug. cock sucker and/or fag likes it in the pooper and has never had a girl friend. Has oral sex with his mom and then jacks off thinking aobut his brother. Sucks at halo2 when he has had over 400 hours on it.
by Little Lance 18 February 27, 2005
Get the Little Lance 18mug. A female who is used exclusively for sex but in this case isn't attached to any one "slammer." She leaves her options open.
by Manbeast December 13, 2006
Get the free lance slam piecemug. when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.
by bitchassrubberneck June 24, 2018
Get the I don't have time for this Lancemug. A person who says i dont have time for this Lance makes you think they have time for you but the will have time for you later in either the red or blue lion ;)
by Voltron_is_my_life June 26, 2018
Get the i dont have time for this lancemug. Big homo, the lover of big cocks, the commander of multiple ballsack regiments, any Lance whose last name begins with an L has had many homosexual experiences involving himself and well endowed barnyard animals
"Hey is that Lance whose last name begins with L???"
"Yeah, you don't wanna talk to him. He's kinda gay"
"Yeah, you don't wanna talk to him. He's kinda gay"
by boobietoucher2000 March 8, 2010
Get the Lance whose last name begins with Lmug.