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Pool Goon

Someone who habitually buys large amounts of chlorine, most often in the form of two and a half gallon jugs, on a frequent basis.
Person 1: I bought 12 chlorine jugs three days ago, I bought 12 more yesterday, and I plan on buying 12 more today.

Person 2: You're turning into a Pool Goon man.
by Saucelord808 July 1, 2021
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Straight in the pool

When there is no doubt that someone is gay.
Some people are tip-toeing around it, some people are on the diving board but this man in straight in the pool.
by Grapes 🍇 September 6, 2023
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Kiddy Pool

The act of ejaculating in the back dimples on the small of the females lower back.
I can’t wait to drop my kids off at you kiddy pool!
by SullyMos July 26, 2023
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pony pool

A group of single male or female friends comprised of EX's and people who want to get with the person who keeps a pool. Commonly involved in inappropriate conversations and sexual advances with who has the pool.

Common outcome of a Pony pool inappropriate behavior by both parties.
Examples of use:
" She keeps a Pony pool because she's afraid of commitment."
" she keeps a Pony pool because it's easier to cheat"
" She keeps A Pony pool because she doesn't want to reject them and hurt their feelings."
by Angrytrucker May 13, 2016
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Cream pool

A pool of jizz on a girl or guy's body, typically on the belly or lower back.
Don't move until I get a towel or you'll spill the cream pool onto the bed sheets.
by Golden Salpal August 5, 2016
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josh pool

A super goofy guy, has a big nose and runs like a dinosaur, when he talks it sounds like "gshhpshhgshhpshgasg"
Josh pool-someone who is gay
by Taco taint February 25, 2015
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tool pool

A location where a large group of tools are in close proximity. The tools will usually get along fabulously because they can all relate to each other.
Boy 1: Dude, did you watch the season premiere of Daisy of Love?
Boy 2: Yeah, the house on that show is a tool pool.
by Halfcaff April 26, 2009
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