Wallpost Ride

The act of wishing someone a happy birthday by commenting on someone else's message.

Basically, when it's someone's birthday on Facebook, and you don't know the person in real life, but know them through someone, so you comment on the post of the person wishing the birthday girl/boy a happy birthday.

Can apply to Birthday Status'.

Person 1: Hmm.. I don't really know Sam.
Person 2: Then why is he on your friends list?
Person 1: Linda introduced me to him.
Person 2: Then just Wallpost Ride her message.

by Chibols January 16, 2011

walope

When somthing is potent

G-man_ what's a walope
Nicknot_ ya no, a walope?
G-man_oHh
Wow, now that packs a walope

by double G_spot man dude guy bro September 27, 2011

Wallotz

To drunkenly sway. Not staggering though, a drunk walk with class.

He took 3 shots than wallotzed back on over to his friend.

I wallotz back home every Thursday night at around 1.

by Harrickens August 21, 2013

wallaphent

A person so fat that they are a mixture between a Elaphent and Walrus

Bob-You should lay off the snack cakes.
Henry-Why?
Bob-Because your starting to look like a wallaphent.

by Bosskay July 14, 2014

walmöp

A little creature known as walmöp based on a walerus it manly lives in backjards and usually eats berries

Oh look at that cute walmöp !

by Lulu55 January 20, 2017

Wallpaper

Where one's scrotum sticks to the inner thigh of the leg creating friction and in order to remove it, peeling it off like wallpaper.

Sorry, I wasn't playing with myself. I just had wallpaper.

by 0kylebarda0 December 8, 2016

Wallow tallies

Source of communication that relies on solar power energy.

You'll have to wait until morning when the sun is out to use the wallow tallies to let your boyfriend know you love him.

by Thumbledina March 17, 2017