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pussy wipe

An undesirable or offensive person -- similar to ass wipe, but reserved for one who is even more offensive.
Kyle is such a fucking pussy wipe. I hope he gets hit by a truck
by Manny November 25, 2003
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wet wipe

Ellie: Madonna is such a wet wipe
Yasmin: I know right
by stalkyasmin June 11, 2013
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Penis wipe

A synthesised fabric coated with a layer of Aloa Vera which obsourbs the licquid coming out a males penis.
Daymm girl i needa PENIS WIPE!!.
by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009
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Don't wipe your ass before you shit

1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.
A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.

Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!

Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.

B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?

BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!

Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!

Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
by BeHa February 20, 2011
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ass wipe

a butt pluggin, rug munchin, ass hole son of a biatch.

or toilet paper
oo that ass wipe needs to go to a gay convention

who was the asswipe that didn't leave any asswipes in here?
by random thoughts August 16, 2003
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re-wipe

The act of having to return to the washroom to wipe your ass again as you did not remove all the crap the first time.
that shit I just took was so sticky, it required a re-wipe.
by Soused February 28, 2007
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charity wipe

Wiping your butt minutes or hours after the offending dump has been taken. Sometimes necessary when the offending dump has been particularly greasy and you can't be sure you got completely clean during the intial wipe.
I took a dump an hour ago that was so greasy that now I have to do a charity wipe.
by Micah A. March 15, 2008
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