Winter Garden

A town outside of Orlando, Florida which consists oo old people and squirrles.

John: "I'm going to Winter Garden to go hunting!"
Jane: "Hunting what?"
John: "All the dang squirrels!"
Jane: "But you might shoot an old person!"

by EmilyTheStrange007 May 12, 2009

Winter Cock Block

When it gets cold outside after being warm the day before.

Yesterday was nice but today is a winter cock block.

by G-Oli February 23, 2010

Winter Neediness

A feeling that you get when winter/cold comes and causes near-instant neediness to have the company of another human beign for you to have physical contact with, preferably sex and/or sleeping together.

May cause impulsively starting a relationship which in turn may cause it to end as soon as the cold goes away.

Man1: Me and Sandra broke up.

Man2: I thought you guys were going really well.

Man1: Nah, it was just winter neediness.

by Assassinador May 28, 2011

winter sausage

The physically tiny state of a man's penis after he has gone swimming in very cold water.

That water was so cold I got winter sausage.

by Aros71 April 12, 2013

winter shock

That feeling when it's 81 degrees one day and the next morning the wind chill is at 7 degrees. The shock of winter starting.

Example: How's it going Bravi ?
Bravi: wtf happened to fall/autumn.. This winter shock is killing me.

by Bravi November 12, 2014

Winter Lips

When your lips are all chapped and cracking from the dry winter weather.

Dude 1#: AWW Man, I got the winter lips!!
Dude 2#: Here's some lip lube then!

by SnowSakura June 19, 2014

Winter Triple

A shot of vodka, followed by a shot of peppermint schnapps, followed by a shot of Baileys, finished by yelling "Winter Triple!"

Let's do Winter Triples until we pass out in a snow bank.

by DopeD42069 February 13, 2015