eye-watering

some kind of invented adjective that describes either an experience like sticking your head out of a moving airplane or seeing something so appetizing that saliva actually streams out of your eyes.

The sushi there is eye-watering!

by Pooleside January 21, 2024

Texas Watering Hole

Where you piss in a girl's ass and then lap the piss shit mixture from her asshole.

Person 1; I gave a girl a Texas Watering Hole last night.

Person 2; Nice

by EDGENATOR April 27, 2024

Jeff wingering

An older man who’s into a younger girl (typically 18-22) that constantly infantilizes her and refers to her as a child or a baby in order to remind himself it’s not okay. Originating from Jeff winger’s relationship with Annie Edison in the hit nbc sitcom.

“This older guy is into me but he keeps Jeff wingering me”
“Hey man you need to stop Jeff wingering that girl she’s only a year younger than you it’s uncomfortable”
“Ew do you see that guy Jeff wingering her it’s so uncomfortable he needs to find someone his own age”

by Sueslayvester32 May 7, 2024

fried_watering

when your mouth waters over an underage girls thighs

Hey Smuth! It looks like you are fried_watering again

by Realio2 December 23, 2024

Eye watering candy

A twist on ‘eye candy’, but for a well endowed good looking man showing off his goods.

He was some eye watering candy to look at 🥵

by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025

Jheri curl-mandering

A redistricting strategy made famous during the period in the late 1980's, when the Democratic Party moved geographic boundaries of an electoral district in California to include predominantly black-populated areas(South Central Los Angeles, Inglewood, Compton) in an effort to concentrate African American voters sporting the popular greasy hairstyle of the day, thus using 'packing' tactics to insure a constituency that would elect congressional representatives who also sported the couch-ruining do. The term for this strategy remained unnamed for nearly 30 years until comedian Adam Carolla coined it on his podcast, “The Adam Carolla Show”(Episode aired November 3, 2015.).

Congresswoman Maxine Waters may believe the science is still out on the morning after pill but she's definitely a student of the science of Jheri curl-mandering. Tracking sales of Soul Glo in order to target the perfect constituency was a flash of genius on the Democratic Party's part.

by griffin_t_a October 19, 2016