Vaseggtomy

A vasectomy but performed with a sharpened egg shell.

"Yeah the doctor didn't have any sterile scalpels, so I had to get a vaseggtomy."

by JeggyTactical April 5, 2019

Vaseliney

Adjective:

something that when Vaseline is used it can be used to describe it.

"my lips feel Vaseliney after putting Vaseline on them" Sammy said.

"we are now making that a word if emoji and yolo exist." Jayden responded.

by sammy&jaymermchild July 5, 2019

Vase

An uncircumcised penis

Its called this cuz it got an opened round top like that of a flower vase, tho i dont reccommend putting flowers in his vase.

At nude beach
Man 1: damn look at that guys phat vase
Man 2: bruh i wish i had a vase
Man 1: bro guys with vases are ultimate Chads its so much easier to fap with one.

by Thottestoftatertottest November 1, 2019

vaudevillain

Someone who "plays da bad guy" during a multi-act stage-show.

In "Huckleberry Finn", da King and da Duke were both just "regular rapscallions" who were out to cheat their audience-members, and so one could indeed accurately describe them as real "vaudevillains".

by QuacksO April 5, 2020

vase

an object that was broken at a super cool jock dudes party. nobody found out who broke it. was it you?

Thomas: AH! WHY?! *vase shatters*
Super cool jock dude: BROOOOOO! No effing way, dude! Who broke this vase? Who broke this vase? Seriously, guys. Everyone who is here at my awesome party- this huge crowd of people who are definitely here right now-
Virgil: oh my god...
Super cool jock dude: Somebody broke my grandma's vase, and that was the last thing she gave to me before she died! I swear on all things football and skateboarding that I will find you. Don't make me cry these incredibly manly tears! Anyone can speak up right now, and be a part of this scene... especially those of us who aren't imagined and are actually here on the stage.
Virgil: *sighs in I'm So Done With This*
Super cool jock dude: Like, not the people who are imagined to be here through means suspension of disbelief.
Logan: I do not understand theatre.
Super cool jock dude: Very well, I shall continue searching for the culprit in the next room! *walks away* Stephanie, you wanna bake some cookies?
Patton (Janus): Aaaand scene!

by just.fandom.th1ngs October 4, 2020

vase

an object that was broken at a super cool jock dudes party. nobody found out who broke it. was it you?

Thomas: AH! WHY?! *vase shatters*
Super cool jock dude: BROOOOOO! No effing way, dude! Who broke this vase? Who broke this vase? Seriously, guys. Everyone who is here at my awesome party- this huge crowd of people who are definitely here right now-
Virgil: oh my god...
Super cool jock dude: Somebody broke my grandma's vase, and that was the last thing she gave to me before she died! I swear on all things football and skateboarding that I will find you. Don't make me cry these incredibly manly tears! Anyone can speak up right now, and be a part of this scene... especially those of us who aren't imagined and are actually here on the stage.
Virgil: *sighs in I'm So Done With This*
Super cool jock dude: Like, not the people who are imagined to be here through means suspension of disbelief.
Logan: I do not understand theatre.
Super cool jock dude: Very well, I shall continue searching for the culprit in the next room! *walks away* Stephanie, you wanna bake some cookies?
Patton (Janus): Aaaand scene!

by just.fandom.th1ngs October 4, 2020

vaudel

A sexy beast of a man, one of the best friends anyone could ask for. Funny! Big cock! Enjoys sunset walks and cheesy movies. His motto is SMASHHHH! If you are feeling down. Vaudel will bring you up out of that dark spot.

A complete Cutie, Sweetheart.
Loves everyone holiday! Will tend to dress up as Santa.
Also Vaudel is a trained professional in everything.
All he does is win!
Did I mention big cock...

Ohhh Shiit!! It’s Vaudel! Damnnn! What a sexy man.

by Larry the snail November 19, 2020