vertical lip piercing

when the piercing has been vertically pierced through the lip instead of straight through

a vertical lip piercing doesn't exit to the inside of your mouth

by Jonnyx13 April 12, 2008

Venti

A term used to describe an extremely large poop.

After thanksgiving dinner one says, "wow Grandma, I gotta take a venti."

by Slapomatic February 25, 2009

vertical vacuuming

sucking up, the act of ingratiating oneself with someone to get what you want.

he got the job by vertical vacuuming the boss

by F. Lopez June 7, 2007

vertical bacon

A womans vagina

yo that vertical bacon is some salty shit man nar mean

by hmmm bean March 11, 2009

vertical smash

the act of smash'n while the guy is standing up and the girl is face down. the act usually requires atleast one pillow, incredible strength, endurance, and sometimes too much swag for any girl to handle. a legendary form of sex and cannot be described as anything less than a smash

Travis) Did you hear about Bob's three-way last night?
Kyle) ....Three-way? Fuck that shit. Did you hear about Al's VERTICAL SMASH!?! Girl couldn't walk straight for a week.

by ajdean389 January 11, 2010

ventiii.thebard

Literally the sweetest person ever!! I really love them and they are my all time favorite rp account! Also there super funny but they keep rick rolling me and its making me sad

"hey do you know ventiii.thebard on tik tok?"

"Yeah!! There really funny but eat glue sticks and im worried"

"GLUE STICKS?!??!?!"

by scaraslvt July 12, 2021

Tits Vertical

A synonym to "tits up," it asserts that things have totally gone to shit, been ruined or otherwise spoiled.

I saw a band play a local bar, with shoddy equipment, a drunken sound guy and a hipster audience. Needless to say, it was tits vertical by the second song.

tits up fucked up ruined destroyed botched

by Bathos May 18, 2010