grand theft taco

Grand theft taco refers to the loss of a young girl's virginity by the hands of a thief. If said girl has her cradle robbed, she is said to have been the victim of grand theft taco. The taco is of course referring to female reproductive organ...her cunt. See also vertical smile and axe wound.

Pablo Don Carlos was convicted of grand theft taco when he undoubtedly stole Sally's virginity in a hilariously humiliating way.

by Muffdiver December 26, 2006

Grand Theft Our Hoe

Just as serious as "Grand Theft Auto" in some cultures. This is when two buddies are trying to pull off the eiffeltower or any other 2 on 1 maneuver and some other guy(s) come(s) along and steals her away.

Dan: That bitch was ours dammit! I was as horny as a goat on weed for that scallywag!
Nicholas: Yeah what the hell is Zack's problem?!
Dan: That's Grand Theft Our Hoe, first degree.

by Da Quizzler July 8, 2011

tweet tweet

Another way of giving someone the bird!!?

Tweet tweet you dumb big tittie bitch!

by SmartrGirl411 December 28, 2014

Theft

: the act of compulsive stealing: Usually random stealing of high school phones, fire exstinguisher, cpr ANDY's, and other schools award plaques.

Scott Serafin; Rob Diton;

by youstolemy calculator February 15, 2005

tweetard

A Twitter whore.
Someone who is addicted to Twitter.

That tweetard posted 50 updates in one day.

by FreeMemory January 21, 2009

Grand Theft Auto

1. The crime of stealing a car.

2.The best thing to happen to videogames ever.

3. A Pasttime like this, America=Baseball Mexico= Grand Theft Auto

Mexico + Boredm = Grand Theft Auto!!!

by Niakoali Kheshkepolvy September 14, 2005

Grand Theft Aero

The crime of stealing many air vehicles such as Airplanes or Helicopters. Only hard ass mother fuckers pull off a job like that.

Cop:"Did you hear about that one Marcus kid?"
Cop1:"Nah, what?"
Cop:"Got busted for Grand Theft Aero. Mother fucker was stealing planes!"

by M-boy January 23, 2006