Turtle necking

When you hold a shit in too long and it starts poking out into your underwear

"I couldn't go for a dump during that meeting so I ended up turtle necking it"

by mingsly September 29, 2014

Turtle-Burgered

When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.

"Last weekend was sick...Joey ended up getting Turtle-Burgered"

"dude, im turtleburgered"

by Roy Biv March 9, 2009

Turtle in the Pool

A floating Turd

Chris: man Dean left a turtle in the pool this morning

by SuperJuice! March 22, 2009

turtle cretin

A person who is completely stupid and meaningless, when this person is tapped un-knowingly on there head there head will retract into there neck like a turtle. Also they excrete a odour that resembles perspiration, body odour and feces.

“Lee is a complete turtle cretin”

by wee joby August 10, 2009

turtle-rat

A synonym for armadillo.

That turtle-rat eat all the tomatoes in the garden.

by BigDonSpl February 4, 2010

Turtle-Beach Headband

The part of your head affected by wearing a turtle beach headset.
It looks like you have been wearing a headband.

Person 1: I have been playing xbox with my turtle beaches for 8 hours straight.

Person 2: Let's go and get something to eat.

Person 1: No, I have turtle-beach headband. I can't be seen in public.

by sexyface69 June 9, 2011

turtle knocking

The act of fucking someone and mistakenly giving them a hickey

Hey Amanda, by the look of Wes' neck you guys did some Turtle Knocking last night.

by Dienda the turtle December 20, 2014