Traitor Snake

A man who beats up his girlfriend, and or the act of pouring Hot Grease on your penis!

You're a Traitor Snake!

by Countryslayer August 12, 2023

Tractor

An amish man who uses the force of his clenched butt cheeks to pull his male partner around by the penis during intercourse.

Oh that there is butthole Chris, he's the tractor around these parts.

by Roughandtumble October 14, 2023

Captain Tractor

A somewhat interesting superhero who probably owes his name to a much more interesting Canadian Folk-Band captain tractor. He is the quissential Canadian-Teenage-Stoner, with the exception of having super powers. Of course due to the low crime rate of the Great White North, he hardly ever does anything worth mentioning. Although he did stop a "whacky" nazi invaison of his own highschool once. Currently he is the leaser of "super" team comprised of a equally defunct individuals including: shrewd, an idiot, a perverted homocidal maniac, a stalker, and a bit fat guy.

Captain Tractor is currently being turned into an indie flick by Five-Men and a Lemon productions.

"Captain Tractor took out the Robotic-Death-Hats his shark gun...which in fact did shoot out a living breathing Tiger Shark."

by The Denominator December 12, 2008

Tallahassee Tractor Pull

The tractor pull is the sporting act of gathering up at least two white trash women, and inserting two to three balls of a single strand of anal beads into each participant who then clamp down and pull with all their might, much like a tug of war. The victor is the one to forcefully remove the beads from the other, however, there are no winners.

Note: If you happen to attend a Tallahassee Tractor Pull, bring a poncho or plastic sheeting like at a Gallagher show. Forcefully removing anal beads like you're rip starting a lawn mower can shower participants and spectators alike with blood and shit. Beware.

Damn y'all, Crystal and Tammy Lynn had themselves a Tallahassee Tractor Pull at the bonfire last night and I forgot my poncho!

by Mr Dover April 24, 2016

human tractor

A male who plows all the hoes in the land as a hobby. Typically find them hanging around plow town waiting for some bitches.

Richard is a human tractor, man. He plows all the bitches and never gets tired. He's a machine!

by Moody Unicorn February 1, 2017

Corporate Traitor

A public official that betrays their duties on behalf of a corporation instead of a foreign country.

Fuck Ajit Jai, he's such a corporate traitor.

by Deimosian November 26, 2017

Dickless Traitor

1) Bradley Manning

2) a man who's SO cowardly, he'd sell out his country for a sex-change operation.

"I am tired of hearing about Manning in the news, he's a fucking 'Dickless Traitor'!"

by JakeSet January 29, 2018