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Trans-Pittsford Highway 

Trans-Pittsford Highway (aka Mendon Center Road) is a North-South road. People from Mendon Center use this road to pass through Pittsford as quickly as possible on their way to all points North. The road’s posted speed limit ranges from 40 to 50 mph depending on the section, though people typically go 55 to 60 mph on the road. At one point, just past the swamp (aka Autumn Woods development), one must screech to a halt as Pittsford soccer moms turn onto the highway from Barker Road at 10 mph and then turn off again a few hundred feet later at Willard (as in the rat) Road, again at 10 mph. Pittsford wouldn’t be so bad if you could just pass through it more quickly. All those little boxes tend to make Mendonians ill.
“I hate those Pittsford soccer moms. They pull out onto the Trans-Pittsford Highway in front of oncoming traffic and then drive incredibly slowly. It's almost as if they are daring us, "hit me, hit me.”
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Transtextual

A person who sounds like the opposite sex through text messaging or instant messaging.
Bob: Guess what?
Bill: OMGZ WHAAA?!?!
Bob: You got the job.
Bill: OMGGGGG LOL THX BOB *MUAH* KeKeKEz

Bill is a transtextual.
Transtextual by 5ft300lbs July 11, 2010

TranscenDANCE 

TranscenDANCE

noun
1. to rise above and go beyond personal expectations, limiting beliefs, and disparaging patterns through dance.
2. to transmute trauma through body movement.
3. to leverage dance themes in order to connect with, rely on, and trust in the ever-present Universal supports.
People who’ve completed TranscenDANCE are open to receive, allowing the gifts of life’s flow, appreciating every offering, and then asking for more. They know with certainty they’re worthy of receiving everything they desire and more. They move with freedom and fluidity surrendering to and relying on the lead of the Universe.

Trance Music

The aim of Trance music is to give you a feeling of 'high' from the sound of the high musical keys used and the repeating of the beats that are between 125 bpm to 180 bpm. The nature of the songs have long intros, long endings, key change, fast interchange, happy melodies and classical music. It has many sub-genres that encompasses different electronic dance music mix such as techno, progressive house, deep house, pop, euro dance. For example, progressive trance can be a hybrid of trance with pop, classical, opera, techno and house elements. Although trance is hard to dance to in a clubbing environment, trance events are state of the art high tech laser shows with dancers and trapeze artists with superstars dj's. It truly is a music that does not appeal to everyone but to specific people who appreciate quality in their music and gives them an uplifting feeling that is unique and can only come from trance music. RV
Trance music is unique to other electronic dance music.
Trance Music by RessyRaisin December 6, 2016

transhealth

it is another word for sick but for cool kids
athena: do you feel sick
adriana: no i’m transhealth
transhealth by bunself February 20, 2019

Trantiveness 

One of very few words to be capable of describing the feeling of purity and ascension of mind with human tongue, the name is shared by the medication that produces the feeling: Thalasin™.

The feeling is indescribable as suggested, but it does have describable subsequent alterations as follows: total ego death, mental capability to completely stop wandering thoughts from occurring at will, unusual and extradimensional physical alterations that occur and change randomly, and the optional lingering taste of sweet and sour chicken.

If you are experiencing an overdose of Trantiveness, please locate the address below written in a format only you will be able to see correctly, to avoid exposure to the public

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Enjoy the smooth crispy flavour of Trantiveness Thalasintoday, and remember: ascend responsibly.
Trantiveness by Doctor Sobek January 22, 2022

transodium 

dislike of or prejudice against transsexual or transgender people. Transphobia is an incorrectly defined word. 'Odium' meaning 'hate' in latin and 'phobia' meaning 'fear'.
"more than 120 complaints concerning transodium in the media were made"
transodium by asdhfdf February 17, 2022