tossie

The weird grandpa's word for a penis.

Steve, stop playing with your tossie!

by 2 camels in a tiny car October 12, 2010

toss salad

The licking or eating in and around the ass.

Baby, that ass is so fine that I'm gonna toss your salad. I bet I'll cum just from licking inside of your sweet ass.

by Fetish January 29, 2003

tossing cookies

Tossing cookies is a term for vomiting first coined by young men in a motel near Louisville, KY, in 1967.

After bourbon and generic oreos he hugged the commode tossing cookies.

by X.J. Reason February 19, 2009

Tosser

Noun, British slang; slightly offensive term: dick head, jerk, idiot, bit slow and rough, a non-violent bully, loud and rude + not brightest bulb on the tree.

Verb, Toss off, British slang for male masturbation; not the same meaning as the noun "Tosser."

When the cop got to my car and asked for my ID, he realized he'd pulled over the wrong car; what a tosser!

by Gillis1000 January 4, 2009

tossing the greek salad

Eating girl out while she has a yeast infection

"The date was going good until he told me he liked tossing the greek salad"

by bananahands August 12, 2006

tostito

A tortilla chip manufactured by Frito Lay. Comes in Bite Size, Crispy Rounds, Scoops, Restaurant Style, Hint of Lime, Santa Fe, and Gold.

Don't forget to pick up the tostitos for the superbowl.

by Naes February 14, 2005

Tosh Tuesday

Name for a Tuesday in which a new Tosh.0 comes out on.

Mikey: Hey what day is it?

Ryan: Dude it's Tosh Tuesday

Mikey: Shit, I almost forgot a new Tosh.0 is on tonight.

by Mike Scapa September 22, 2011