Twonk

An foolish person, used primarily in British slang.

Person 1: Dave's a total twonk innit?
Person 2: yeah mate, total twonk

by Starkias Raven-Holme August 30, 2017

Twonk

A spastic creature that has no brain

Dude: hey did you revise for the test
Dude 2: no but I got Jessica to do it for me

Dude:OMG DUDE!

Dude 2:WHAT!?!??
Dude:Jessica is a total twonk!

by ~ The twonk December 31, 2017

tronka

A 1990s slang word for a rough as old boots, council estate bird (girl).

Was out on the pull last night and only managed to pull a fat old tronka at last orders...

by Robbo1979 April 20, 2018

Tsonklui

when ur scared and angry.

Brah1:dood here comes jump scare.....Brah2:whre? Brah1:right behind u Brah2:Tsonklui!!!

by Chompalinkiy May 9, 2018

tonko

The spiritual battlecry of a Craig!

TONKO!!!!

*Then Craig throws out some scriptures on the Devil*

by (SotS) May 18, 2018

Tonk

A tosser and a wanker

“What a tonk”

by Jasperrrrrrr September 27, 2018

Tonker Bong

a bad ass bitch

jessica is a total tonker bong

by gorlssss February 11, 2019