timo

Un indio que habita en las fronteras de fuerte apache en peligro de extinsión

Tehuelches, Pampas, Aztecas

by Morn February 8, 2005

Old timer

When you are in the shower and you let your hand get wrinkly from the water, so it looks like an old person's hand, before you start masturbating.

He's been in the shower for almost half an hour now! He must be giving himself an old timer.

by Waldoski November 28, 2007

Timotei

He's cool I guess...

Uh, he's a liitle bit of a Timotei...

by LOLOLOLOLOL3 September 3, 2016

two-timer

N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.

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Nice miss Jacques!

No, no! It was the two-timer. I meant to do like that.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

Tirty Timo

Do an intestinal irrigation with bath water and then let it run in your girlfriend's face.

When Timo was visiting Hoffenheim, he did the Tirty Timo during sexual intercourse.

by jinx_utd May 1, 2021

Tibor

Very cringey person. He kinda cute but when he talks you feel embarrassment and discomfort.

He is definition of cringe but he has blue eyes, his name must be Tibor.

by Katarza February 18, 2020

old timer's disease

The term "old timer's disease" is commonly used by uneducated people who aren't aware that the disease is actually called, "alzheimer's disease."

People that typically use this term are typically paired with low IQs, which is prevalent by their life choices. example/ went to a community college, lives close to parents, works in fast food, construction, nail salons etc.

Person 1: "My grandma has old timer's disease."
Person 2: "Are you stupid? It's called alzheimers disease! And in case you didn't know, it's not just old people that can develop alzheimers. You should really read more or at least take the time to learn proper information. Jesus effin christ.....

by shocktarts123 June 6, 2016