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florida threesome

Being attacked by a male alligator while having sex with a female alligator.

Typically lethal.
Typically occurs in Florida to a Florida Man.
Turns out the story of Jimmy Olson being caught in a Florida Threesome when Brutus didn't like him fucking his ladies every morning is a fake. Just check {Snopes for Zoo Employee Alligator.
by Thornbrier August 26, 2017
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Threesome

"Omg they're having a threesome!"
by hotterthanyourgirlfriend November 27, 2023
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threesome

kawa, goshi, and komori having sex
"we had 5 threesomes last night" states komori
by mogg is pog June 4, 2021
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Bubble Threesome

When you have a threesome and blow bubbles with each others cum to celebrate
We fucked so good we made it a bubble threesome
by myfatherisaminister September 25, 2021
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North American Threesome

When an American a Mexican and a Canadian have a threesome. For geographical accuracy Canadian on top American in the middle and the Mexican on bottom.
The other night I met a woman from Ottawa and a woman from Mexico City and they were interested in a North American Threesome
by Hvactree October 11, 2023
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Intracontinental Threesome

When three people from different time zones within the same country engage in sexual intercourse
Yo that bed had jawns from the east coast, midwest, and west coast… that’s an intracontinental threesome.
by daddy_linguini July 14, 2024
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Almost Threesome

A devils three-way, where you touch one boob (which may or may not be the bigger one) and she leaves with the other guy.
I know we had an almost threesome but you are very chota for me
by Zapper619 September 3, 2022
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