Fresno threesome

A threesome with two of the three participants being related. Usually cousins, how distant depends on how far away the threesome is taking place from a major metropolitan area.

"I hooked up with this girl a while ago and I met her cousin last night. I was catching vibes so I think I'll go for the Fresno threesome"
"you dog"

by yr195 October 15, 2016

Throwback Threesome

A threesome with two individuals from your distant past.

“So I saw Sarah and Jennifer from high school last week”
“Did you go for the throwback threesome?”
“I did but couldn’t close. Maybe next time.”

by Jägertron July 21, 2022

Threesomes

threesomes are where three people (like a third wheel) join together in a bed and sex with eachother

man i love threesomes, threesomes feel so fucking good

by umm AMONG USS June 11, 2022

florida threesome

Being attacked by a male alligator while having sex with a female alligator.

Typically lethal.
Typically occurs in Florida to a Florida Man.

Turns out the story of Jimmy Olson being caught in a Florida Threesome when Brutus didn't like him fucking his ladies every morning is a fake. Just check {Snopes for Zoo Employee Alligator.

by Thornbrier August 26, 2017

Adobe Threesome

Your Adobe Product, and Browser, fucking the Ram until it doesn't want to work anymore.

OH NO! I Accidentally left the YouTube tab open while After Effects is running! I better close it before it starts an Adobe Threesome!

by starpelly July 25, 2020

unicorn threesome

When 3 people have unicorn horns (dildos) on their heads and they all get fucked simultaneously whilst on their knees which makes a fuck circle.

"Since we're all dressed like unicorns for Halloween, we should have a unicorn threesome!"

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

Baltimore threesome

Three way sex between two men and a woman

My friend and I took a girl home and had a Baltimore threesome last night.

by NiceP May 24, 2019