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Avedøre Victim

A man emotionally and physically exploited by his wife’s unstoppable shopping addiction. Most commonly spotted in or around Avedøre, Denmark — a place where hope goes to die and delivery drivers cry.

The Avedøre Victim spends every day fetching endless “small” packages ordered online, from obscure pickup locations, lockers, and post offices, often without warning. He is promised love, peace, or at least dinner — but receives none. Instead, he returns home carrying three overstuffed IKEA bags and a crushed soul.

Known symptoms include:

Chronic back pain from lifting "just one more parcel"

PTSD triggered by GLS and PostNord logos

A dead look in the eyes when asked “Can you just pick it up on your way?”

Often used jokingly, but there’s a dark truth behind the term. If you see one: offer help, or at least a cold beer.
“Bro, I haven’t seen Frederik in weeks.”
“Yeah, poor guy became an Avedøre Victim. Last I heard, he was carrying 12 packages from Min Købmand while crying.”
by Victimdk July 18, 2025
mugGet the Avedøre Victimmug.

Special victim

Toxic abusive male- Oh, she's a special victim all right this one officer, she's not like all the rest of the special victims. She deserves a special investigation.
Special victims detective-- You have the right to remain silent asshole, you have no other rights, now shut up.
Toxic abusive male- Just trying to put in a good word for her, I know a lot of guys are getting badmouthed by special victims tonight, so I wanted to give you some good news.
by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020
mugGet the Special victimmug.

mayski victim

a mayski victim is someone like teacher he is the victim to mayski
teacher got groomed by mayski hes mayski victim
by Mayski November 7, 2023
mugGet the mayski victimmug.

Victim Day

August 14, National Victim Day In Canada,

This day is to celebrate and show awareness to all the victims of self sabotage and to shine light to the victim mentality of Canadian girls from the suburbs.
Girl you are such a victim, happy victim day.
by National victim day August 14, 2024
mugGet the Victim Daymug.

whitey victim

ellis moorcroft
ellis moorcroft is a whitey victim
by yes laddd November 3, 2020
mugGet the whitey victimmug.

rape victim

it's just Finn
Finn was raped by a fat bitch, he is a rape victim.
by why was i raped August 14, 2022
mugGet the rape victimmug.

Victim bragging.

Compound Verb.

Something politically incorrect is said or done regarding an individual which is actually a compliment. The mindset of the target is often as follows.

>Hey!
>Hey Everyone!
>Look At Me!
>I'm so attractive and desirable that some guy spent a ton of time obsessing over me
>He's so obsessed with my beauty that he spent a ton of time imagining me naked
>cuz I'm so hot
>ME
>PAY ATTENTION TO ME

The target of a wolf whistle or cat call can express outrage but the give away is the smile they'll have on their face while doing so.

The following anecdote illustrates victim bragging in process.

I was once walking home from Uni with a girl and some guy catcalled her from a passing car.
She spent the entire remainder of the day telling everyone we met how terrible and demeaning the incident was, all the while wearing a shit-eating grin on her face. That catcall was her proudest achievement that year I'd imagine.
You're just victim bragging.

That catcall had her victim bragging for the rest of the day.
by Overton Window Escapee January 31, 2024
mugGet the Victim bragging.mug.

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