Someone who always assumes that something they have done is the cause of any technical problem that arises.
Never assumes that a bug, crash, communications outage or any other external issue could cause a problem and instead always blames ones self.
Often n00bs are technocondriacs until they gain a certain level of confidence.
Never assumes that a bug, crash, communications outage or any other external issue could cause a problem and instead always blames ones self.
Often n00bs are technocondriacs until they gain a certain level of confidence.
by voiceinsideyou February 21, 2005
Get the technocondriac mug.Not unlike hypochondria, but with reference to technological ailments, rather than medical.
technochondria is demonstrated by repeated reporting of technological errors that aren't really there, likely for attention.
technochondria is demonstrated by repeated reporting of technological errors that aren't really there, likely for attention.
Tech Support: That woman was in again today, gotta be the 12th time with that same printer and nothing's ever wrong. Must have Technochondria.
by Dylan Byrnes April 19, 2005
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A technology savvy individual who distributes work to foreign and domestic parties or individuals. Techno-pimps provide clients with high quality, inexpensive solutions. Techno-pimps look at domestic sources of labor before looking abroad. Talented interns and areas of inexpensive standards of living are often targeted in achieving this goal.
That techno-pimp integrated every single data silo in our organization in 2 weeeks for the price of one high end developer.
by Scott Ostroff September 10, 2005
Get the Techno-pimp mug.1. A dance style invented by Jay Kwan from Arlington, MA. It is catagorized by "smooth-fluid clubbing movements with subtle elements of popping, waving, and gliding". This style of dance is accompanied by techno/trance music.
by Cr4ckShot June 18, 2006
Get the Techno Popping mug."Technocratic Ascensionism" is an idea that a person named "Kieran" made, so he can actually define his plan to assist upcoming generations with the gift of knowledge and wisdom.
Many may confuse this for "Intellectual Ascensionism" which Kieran describes as "A dumpster fire on wheels"
The idea for this plan came from his interesting time growing up, He believes that people at a young age lack a drive to improve themselves with wisdom and knowledge, The actions for this form of "Ascension" include
1. Assisting the receiver of this "Ascension" with problems they may be experiencing by giving them an opinion from a different prospective and/or giving them direct requests for what to do based on previous experiences.
2. The receiver of this "Ascension" at one point needs to go against some of knowledge given to them.
3. And finally the receiver of this "Ascension" needs to realize the use of this knowledge can benefit them immensely. (From part 2) and that they should be more open to receive any form of knowledge and/or wisdom.
The most desired outcome if for this is for the to continue the cycle by causing the receiver to gain desire to gain both, knowledge and wisdom to help others in the way they were helped.
Many may confuse this for "Intellectual Ascensionism" which Kieran describes as "A dumpster fire on wheels"
The idea for this plan came from his interesting time growing up, He believes that people at a young age lack a drive to improve themselves with wisdom and knowledge, The actions for this form of "Ascension" include
1. Assisting the receiver of this "Ascension" with problems they may be experiencing by giving them an opinion from a different prospective and/or giving them direct requests for what to do based on previous experiences.
2. The receiver of this "Ascension" at one point needs to go against some of knowledge given to them.
3. And finally the receiver of this "Ascension" needs to realize the use of this knowledge can benefit them immensely. (From part 2) and that they should be more open to receive any form of knowledge and/or wisdom.
The most desired outcome if for this is for the to continue the cycle by causing the receiver to gain desire to gain both, knowledge and wisdom to help others in the way they were helped.
Kieran: You should avoid doing that.
Brad: Why?
Kieran: Because it caused something really bad to happen for me.
*Brad proceeds to go against Kieran's advice and screws up spectacularly*
Kieran: told ya something bad would happen, You have just experienced Technocratic ascensionism from it's source.
Brad: Fine, I'll listen now.
Brad: Why?
Kieran: Because it caused something really bad to happen for me.
*Brad proceeds to go against Kieran's advice and screws up spectacularly*
Kieran: told ya something bad would happen, You have just experienced Technocratic ascensionism from it's source.
Brad: Fine, I'll listen now.
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