taking the brownies out of the oven

a elaborate way to tell someone you're going to take a massive shit, the oven being your hot, stinky ass. see also taking the browns to the super bowl, dropping the kids off at the pool

Hours after raping the local chinese buffet, Blake's ass reminded him to take the brownies out of the oven.

by Cory Bovard December 8, 2004

Smooth Talking Brotha

1) (Noun) A brotha who is down with his words, able to talk his way out of anything, no matter how busted he looks

2) (Noun) A brotha who can get anything and anywhere he wants with his words alone.

1)
Homie 1 - "You know yo brotha got caught by the 5O smoking some good dro."
Homie 2 - "Fuck, he get busted?"
Homie 1 - "Fuck nah, that brotha is down with his words, he was smoking dat fat ass blunt right infront of the po po. He said some shit, laughed with the cops and they left his ass alone."
Homie 2 - "that nigga is one smooth talking brotha."

2)
Homie 1 - "Yo, iz that brotha skipping the line and talking to dat bouncer?"
Homie 2 - "Yeah, he ain't getting in tho, he a broke ass. I know him."
Homie 1 - "Fuck that shit, the bouncer let his sorry ass in."
Homie 2 - "Shit, that nigga a june bug."
Homie 1 - "He a smooth talking brotha."

by Smooth Talking Brotha23232 September 1, 2009

YOU TALKIN' TA ME?

(exp.) Used to express an interrogative of whether that guy IS talkin' ta you, or not. Comes from Profanese.

"YOU TALKIN' TA ME?" "Yeah, how YOU doin'?"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

taking the mick

Taking the mick/mike/michael are variants of "Taking the mickey" which is Cockney Rhyming Slang. In full it is "Taking the Mickey Bliss" rhyming with... taking the piss meaning to poke fun at someone either humorously or aggressively. Sometimes reworded to "extracting the michael"

Are you taking the mick/mickey? (extracting the michael)
Calm down, I'm just taking the mick/mickey.
Relax, he's only taking the mick/mickey.

by Shutey July 15, 2018

taking the l

In simple terms the following "taking the L" is having to be the loser or taking the loss in any situation.

Tonya : "bout to fail finals week & taking the L with me".

by MI$$.MONEY April 7, 2016

Taking a Sick Day

Faking sick so you can stay at home for a day-long solo love-making session.

I'm taking a sick day to re-kindle my lost love with my left hand.

by ?Måt¿ May 14, 2005

Trash taking itself out

Sometimes, a really shit human being will do the public service of identifying themselves and voluntarily removing themselves from the situation. This is the trash taking itself out.

After Buffalo police knocked down and left a 77 year old protester bleeding in the street, 2 of them were disciplined, and 57 of the Buffalo police resigned from the task force in protest. It's like the trash taking itself out.

by KaiusC June 8, 2020